Saturday, January 26, 2008 12:00pm
Fe Fi Fo Cum Virgin Hare
Hare(s): Fe Fi Fo Cum, Salad Shooter, Here 2 Get Laid, Slo Poke and your favorite VBH3 MMG!
Location: Mission Beach Jetty Parking Lot
Directions: Mission Bay Drive South until it ends. Take a right, look for wankers.
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
After an exhausting holiday season the Half-Assed Hash is finally back! Cum see if Fe Fi Fo Cum learned anything in any of that time as he tries his hand at Half-Assed Haring! (And with the number of hares he has at his disposal, he could sponsor a world fair!)
Not only that, but we get to celebrate the Beach Drinking Ban getting pulled, then reinstated! (What else can you really do but laugh about it? Stupid conservative city officials.) Bring yer flip-flops for beach volley ball brought to you by the VBH3!
The hares have promised a spectacular On-In at Slo Poke's "Condo By the Sea", complete with KEG BEER (bring your mug, dummy!), summertime beach classic grub, juggling bears on unicycles, flame-spitting midgets on trampolines and a live performance by the remaining members of the Electric Light Orchestra! Hare's Honor! (And once you're on her...).
Note the MUCH earlier than usual run start. Should the skies open up, we'll come up with something last minute and do that instead...after we open season the RA of course.
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