Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:00pm
Splatterpussy and Chik Clit's B-day run
Hare(s): Splatterpussy, Chick Clit, Floatation Devices, and Weed Whacker
Location: In, or nearby, Escondildo
Directions: 78 to Twin Oaks Valley Rd. - South on Twin Oaks Valley Rd. - Turn Right on Craven - Turn Left on Santa Barbara - Take Santa Barbara to end... Park @ Santa Barbara & Orchid. L.F.H.
Run Fee: $5.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum chase these lovely Humpin' Harriettes as they wear nothing but their birthday suits, as they are carried on trail by the Humpin' RA, preceeded only by the floristic and recently grounded angel Floatation.
Yes, rose petals may equal true trail, and hare snares may mark the commencement of erotic and festive spankings.
Can you say "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Red Head"? Do the carpets really match the drapes? If you've gotta ask, you don't know...
Get them while they're hot, and don't forget plenty of kisses on their B-days, not to mention a spanking maching worth the handfull...
PS. All gifts will be shipped to the end via the B-van (aka. the Don Juan A Biener Beer Mobile).
PSS. Don't forget that there will be a meeting about this year's campout starting at 1 pm before the run. Everyone is welcome, mismanagement is required, and all attendees will get to drink FREE BEER during the meeting.
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