Monday, August 25, 2008 6:30pm
The "what happens when you don't get hares" run
Hare(s): Mystery Hare
Location: Grape Street Dog Park, Grape and 28th on East side of Balboa Park
Directions: Find 30th Street , go to Grape, head E until it dead ends. If you are new to SD, the cross streets are alphabetical.
Run Fee: $2.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
This trail is best explained in terms of probabilities:
Chance that hare won't get lost: 70%
Chance that pack won't get lost due to crossing recent North County Hash 70%:
Chance that trail won't be too long: 70%
Chance that hare won't make pack cross dangerous freeway ramp or get soaking wet: 70%
Chance that we have an end worked out: 70%
Chance sore likes the poopchute: 69%
If you took a statistics class, you know that the probability of everything going according to plan is to multiply all of these together, you get an 11.8% chance of everything going off without a fuckup. The hare can sense your disapproval, and in response, has two comments:
1. The hare likes a challenge.
2. Bite me.
Oh yeah, there should be a beer check. The chance of that is about 70%. Now it's 8% chance of no fuckup. To reiterate, bite me.
The Sore "mystery is my middle name" ass
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