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Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 25, 2008 6:30pm
The "what happens when you don't get hares" run
Hare(s): Mystery Hare
Location: Grape Street Dog Park, Grape and 28th on East side of Balboa Park
Directions: Find 30th Street , go to Grape, head E until it dead ends. If you are new to SD, the cross streets are alphabetical.
Thomas Bros: 6969 X1
Run Fee: $2.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Notes:
This trail is best explained in terms of probabilities:

Chance that hare won't get lost: 70%
Chance that pack won't get lost due to crossing recent North County Hash 70%:
Chance that trail won't be too long: 70%
Chance that hare won't make pack cross dangerous freeway ramp or get soaking wet: 70%
Chance that we have an end worked out: 70%
Chance sore likes the poopchute: 69%

If you took a statistics class, you know that the probability of everything going according to plan is to multiply all of these together, you get an 11.8% chance of everything going off without a fuckup. The hare can sense your disapproval, and in response, has two comments:

1. The hare likes a challenge.
2. Bite me.

Oh yeah, there should be a beer check. The chance of that is about 70%. Now it's 8% chance of no fuckup. To reiterate, bite me.

The Sore "mystery is my middle name" ass


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