Saturday, May 23, 2009 2:00pm
Fullassed real trail that will require some running to finish in a timely manner.
Hare(s): Flabio, Where's The Duck Tape?
Location: East County - Wildcat Canyon Road and Blue Sky Ranch Rd
Directions: Hwy 67 to Willow Road, East on Willow, Left (North) at Wildcat Canyon Road. Park in the lot on the NE corner of Wildcat Canyon Road and Blue Sky Ranch Rd
Run Fee: $0. Bring a 6-pack of something you like to drink and a snack.
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Two halfass hares combine to create one collective fullass, because together we can fuck up a trail to a degree neither of us could hope to attain acting alone. A return to classic Intergalactic form. With shiggy, rocks, bushes, bush, physical exertion, dirt, animal fesses, snakes, beer checks, stickers in your socks, mud if you're lucky, boobs if we’re all lucky, Maybe even Boob's boobs, and the best snacking substances that you can buy. Strollers? I think not! Dogs? Maybe. Gerbils? for sure.
Note: 2:69 = 3:09.