Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:00pm
2nd Anal Communist Run
Hare(s): Che Guevara (AKA: Don Juan-A-Beaner)
Location: Intersection of Pacific Center Blvd and Pacific Mesa Blvd
Directions: From the USSR: Travel 19 years into the future then make your way over to the 805, exit Mira Mesa Blvd and head east, Left on Pacific Heights Blvd, Right on Pacific Mesa Blvd, thru Pacific Center Blvd into parking area
Run Fee: ONE MILLION DOLLARSSSSSSS!!! AAH, HA, HA, HA (or six bucks, whichever's easiest)
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
The date is April 24, 1963, 6 months after "Black Saturday"(The height of the Cuban Missile Crisis). On this date America removes the last Jupiter missile out of Turkey and an unholy nuclear holocaust is averted. So in celebration that we are not standing on a smoldering pile of radioactive rubble, I present to you:
THE COMMUNIST RUN
Boris: Puny American swine, with your big cars, and jobs, and your, "look at me, my family is not starving." You sicken me!!! (Pugh) I spit on you. Cum if you dare! A trail truly worthy of Mother Russia awaits.
Last year, this trail was voted worst trail of the year. So you know what that means... There's is a fifty percent chance this could be the BEST COMMUNIST RUN EVER!!! Last year's trail was a grueling 9.5 mile death march. This year's trail promises to much longer (or shorter, whichever easiest). So dress in the appropriate communist attire, bring your Cuban cigars, hammer and sickle, your mail order Russian wife, and your grocery bags (in case you have to do battle with any tanks). VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!
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