San Diego Hash
Friday, April 23, 2010 6:45pm
There may be Rednecks in Santee Run
Hare(s): Gingersnatch & WhorelaHoop & Just Ryan
Location: Calle Del Lago, 92071 - across from Santee Lakes Entrance - WARNING: GOOGLE & SOME GPS SYSTEMS HAVE A MISSPELLING, ENTER "CALLE DELLAGO, 92071"
Directions: 52E exit Mast and head east (not into Mission Trails Park), turn right on Fanita Pkwy (after the bridge), on left side 1/2 way down there will be a double entrance into a double cul-de-sac, park along curb
Run Fee: $9 (I know, sorry, but it's a specialty check for a reason)
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Alllllllll the way out in Santee? Hush you wankers, notice the later start time!
Make it to the land of lifted trucks with girls that wear short shorts, oversized sweatshirts, uggs and ponytails for a Specialty beer check (with not 1, not 2, but 3 Stone brews and others) - so bring your missing teeth, straw to chew, plaid shirts, mullets, and cowboy hats.
Don't forget to be classy San Diego - WEAR A TIE!! (Why? Cuz we said so!)
Food by Gingersnatch (carnivore and vegetarian friendly) assisted by a WhorelaHoop (who actually SCOUTED trail and is doing something besides just running a beer check)!
Virgin on-in (dog friendly), Poison oak free, Some shiggy, walker(ish) trail, eagle option, at least 2 beer checks, and plenty of places for sex on trail (hares do not provide partners)- bring a change of socks!