San Diego Hash
Friday, November 26, 2010 6:30pm
The Texas Penis Run
Hare(s): Just Peter, Just Giovan, Swallows, Shoot, and Shoeless
Location: 2135 Columbia Street, Little Italy
Directions: Google it!
Run Fee: $ 8.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
The virgins finally got their asses screwed, and now they're going for something bigger! This is an A to B trail with an unexpected climax. There will be a Turkey/Eagle split, but you will not be eating turkey. (You can have cock if you like!) Parts of this trail are virgins, others are heavily prostituted. The haring virgins are dying to get their insatiable cherries popped, so lay off the L-triptophan and pop a few Viagras.