Wednesday, November 23, 2011 8:00pm
4th Anal Pre-Turkey Crawl
Hare(s): Anal Rose
Location: The Ould Sod, Adam's Ave
Directions: 3373 Adams Ave (between 34th St & Felton St)
Run Fee: Free (or buy your hare a drink)
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Back by popular demand, the 4TH ANAL Pre-Turkey Crawl promises you the crushing four-day hangover you long for every year! Why waste a perfectly debaucherous Wednesday night in the clutching, clawing grip of sobriety when you can lovingly embrace the sweet caress of next-day withdrawal brought on by not one or two but FIVE beer-swilling pubs! And seriously...what else would make you actually sit still for the tedious televised madness that is the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, if not the simple fear of vomiting on yourself with the slightest movement? See you there!
Oh, and please make sure you have a safe ride home. Nothing ruins Thanksgiving faster than a police visit to your next-of-kin.
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