Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:00pm
4th, wait... maybe 5th... aw fuck it. The Nth running of the Communist Run
Hare(s): you know the one
Location: Balboa Park at 6th and Palm (Suck it Larrikins, Humpin's invading)
Directions: I-5 to Laurel, turn towards Balboa park ()away from the big blue thingy), left on 6th, corner of 6th and Palm. LFH
Run Fee: 810,000 North Korean Won (or six bucks)
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
A new year means a new communist run. That special time of year when we pay tribute to the equality of man and the destruction of social classes (Communist motto: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs”) … But luckily we live in good ol’ capitalist democratic US of A where there is NO SOCAILISM… … … of course except for… socialized education, libraries, socialized emergencies services, socialized medicine, and, of course social security.
So, what shall we dedicate the trail to this year?.?.? Should we dedicate it to that bewildering MOVEMENT where the 99% OCCUPIED centers of commerce and politics? Surely, the masses rising up against the unequal distribution of money has to be worthy?
NO… NO... NO!!! This year has to go to the one and only, recently deceased GREAT GENERAL, THE GREAT LEADER of the Hermit Kingdom…
-What Kim Jong died?... I thought he was just Il.
Whether you love him for his rock-star shades, his spectacular performance in “Team America (fuck yeah!)”, or whether you just love him for his obsession Hennessey Whiskey (little known fact, Kim Jong-Il was at one time the largest single private purchaser, $720,000 per year, meanwhile North Koreans starved), this tyrannical dictator will be missed (mostly by CIA snipers).
(Another little known fact, if you look at a satellite image from space you can see the 38th parallel because there is no electricity north of the 38th parallel.)
Well, all that having been said, please don your best communist apparel and be prepared to run a hellacious trail fit for only the most oppression-hardened of Commies.
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