Monday, May 7, 2012 6:30pm
Fight For Your Right to Party Run
Hare(s): DJ TheSoreAss on flour, MC Old Smeller on beer
Location: Intersection of Zion and Riverdale, Mission Gorge and Friars area
Directions: Figure it out. It's 2012.
Run Fee: $3.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
The run is now in honor of MCA.
This run comes with the famous TheSoreAss Guarantee(TM) - if you find poison oak on this trail, my cohare will show her tits, or your money back!
About the trail: 4.0 mile Turkey, 5.7 mile Eagle. Eagles get extra quality beer check. Generally a fast trail, i.e. not much in the way of hills or thick shiggy. There are some cool shiggy features though, so hopefully it will be a fun trail. You don't have to get your shoes wet or muddy, but there will be an optional "fun route" through clear water, so bring extra shoes just in case.
Dogs: the trail is dog friendly-ish, but there's one short section that I wouldn't want to deal with Duncan, I'll just leave it at that. Also, the foxtails are out! Might be a reason to leave your dog at home.
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