Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:00pm
Annular Eclipse Of Uranus Hash
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Anal Rose, and GI Ho
Location: Aviara Park , 6440 Ambrosia Lane, Carlsbad, 92011
Directions: Exit 5 at Poinsettia and go east (inland, away from the big blue salty wet thing, etc.) about 1 3/4 miles, past a bunch of churches and what not. Turn left at Ambrosia and follow it through the end of the parking lot that's near the soccer fields. Find a soccer milf. Park by her minivan.
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Hey, it's a new park in Carlsbad on the newly-extended Poinsettia Lane! No better way to break it in than to drink kegs of Natty light and rampage through the adjacent shiggy and/or master-planned suburban sprawl.
Then, as the sun begins to set, which usually coincides with the end of Humpin' circle, enjoy the annular eclipse of the sun by the moon from our fine hilltop location, or just marvel in Wax's hair eclipsing his moon. Your choice. It's a free country.