The Real Humpin' Hash
Sunday, August 26, 2012 2:00pm
This Is Really The Humpin' Hash, Not That Thing on Saturday in Orange County
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, GI Ho, What's My Name Bitch, Anal Rose, and quite possibly other beer beeyatches
Location: Via Centre Dr., behind Hacienda Dr, Vista.
Directions: Exit 78 at Emerald. Go south one block and make right on Hacienda. Make 1st left on Via Centre. LFH at the turn in the road. Or just check out the f'n Google Map.
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
GI bought a new house and is crazy enough to end a hash there!
Cum see all of the trails the neighborhood has to offer as CJ, GI, What's My Name, AR and other super secret hares and beercheck folks lead you on a shiggified journey through the tri-city border of Vista, Carlsbad, and Oceanside (sssshhhh!). Great trail with bbq burgers at the end. Hey, where else can you get all you can drink BEER and a burger for $6, with some r*nning too?
If you insist on bringing any type of housewarming gift (although it is totally unnecessary), it must be Ketel One, or good red wine, or beer, or something that requires at least 16 D-cells.
There MAY be a slip and slide at the end, but definitely a spouting ball to keep you cool after an excellent trail! See you Sunday, SUNday, SUNDAY!!
(c) Humpin' Hash House Harriers, 2012.