San Diego Hash
Friday, October 12, 2012 6:30pm
The Outsourced Hash
Hare(s): TheSoreAss as Hash Management Consultant, Old Smeller as Food Coordinator, Beer Check outsourced to unamed temp agency hasher.
Location: Jerabek Park in Scripps Ranch, notice the change
Directions: East on Pomerado road from 15, go a few lights, left on Avenida Magnifica, go up the hill, Jerabek Park is on your left
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
TheSoreAss was pressured to hare at the last minute, and came up with a brilliant job-creation solution for haring. First, he borrowed $10,000, bought a controlling interest in the San Diego hash, and assigned that debt to SDH3. He will receive half of every run fee dollar as consultant fee. Second, he did a quick Google Maps scout, and assigned the trail laying jobs to Mexican migrant workers (all have work permits!). The on-in food was manufactured in China and purchased at Walmart. The down-downs are courtesy of the Russian comedy startup TheLaffGulag.If you have any questions or complaints, we have an Indian call center standing by.
It looks like we have a fun trail. Easy running, no intense shiggy, no P.O., just an interesting trail with lots of points of interest. The trail is about 4.5 mile, no Turkey/Eagle split. You could say it is a Teagle trail.