Sunday, January 13, 2013 2:00pm
Babes Lay Treasure on Trail! (And Come See GI's House, Part 2)
Hare(s): GI Hoe, Strap On Tools, Titan Tits, Jacuzzi Douche Me, Feather Not Dot and Mystery Hares
Location: 3604 Palmas Ct, Oceanside, Ca, 92056
Directions: I-5 to 78 East and exit on Emerald. South on Emerald, turn right on Sky Haven Ln, left on Serena and left on Palmas. From I-15, take 78 West, doh! Seriously?! People still use Thomas Bros??!!
Run Fee: $6.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
What's better than an Amazeballs trail? Babes Lay Treasure on Trail is what! It's gonna be a super amazeballs trail! Come visit the Humpin' Hashshit that was Larrikinized, but coming home to Humpin'!
Now you've been reading about all this Trail of the Year crap, so instead of just TELLING you how good it's going to be, these babes will SHOW you a fantastic tail, uummm.. we mean trail, and how a great trail should be laid, because these babes know how to lay!! There will be plenty of booty, and you may even be lucky enough to find treasure on trail.
Yes, the Babes Lay Treasure on Trail is back!! Come find treasure and try to snare a babe on trail! Will you catch your great RA/Hash Cash, GI, laying the first part of trail? Are you faster than Strap On Tools? Can you outrun Titan? Will you find Jacuzzi and her luscious libations? Can you outrun Feather? Come find out! Don't go too fast or you may miss the luscious booty, and the trail treasure. Plenty of drink checks to quench your thirst so you'll be getting wet in more than one way.
As always, bring extra clothes, shoes, and all that other crap that you need for/after a fantastic run. Nice warm fire at the end.. bring wood to keep it going.
The run start is a private residence so the beer will be flowing at the start. And if you haven't seen GI's house yet, the start isn't it, but her house will make an appearance on this trail.
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