San Diego Hash
Friday, March 29, 2013 6:30pm
2ND OFFICIAL ANAL LAMPSHADE R*N
Hare(s): bOOkchuck & serial bOx
Location: 9th Street & Stratford Court, Del Mar 92014
Directions: Take The I-5, from wherever you start, north or south to Del Mar Heights exit - next get to the Pacific Ocean side of The I-5 - north on Camino Del Mar -> next count to 9 -> turn toward the sunset (west)! Park at the intersection of 9th & Stratford Court.
Run Fee: Cheap price - $9 for all wankers; only $1 for Virgins (first time wankers)
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Grab your favorite lampshade,(we all have one) hit the Goodwill, or swipe one from your Granny's house - whichever, show up looking stunning!
The trail will be A to A+ - with an eagle 5/6 miles (2 beerchecks) which includes a turkey 3 miles (1 beercheck).
Eleventh Hour - just added there will be additional bOOb checks added to this trail...apparently someone in mismanagement has had a "dry spell" and hasn't been getting their freak on - so their wish is our command?!
Bring your headlamps, who said head(?), flashlights, money for gorilla shopping and happy hour. Also, beware of rattlesnakes, hares will try and avoid snarky snake areas. Hoping to make the trail more dog friendly, not stroller friendly.
Virgin on-in, dog friendly, chairs needed if you would like to sit - one request we'll need to be extra neat and pick up after ourselves as on Saturday the place will be used by the Easter Bunny for an Easter Egg Hunt!
Food to be provide by Co-Hare Chef Dogfish - last we heard he was going to put together a delicious Mexican feast.
Last year, the tourists, Happy Hour crowds & residents enjoyed the pack while we were r*nning trail! Bring your cameras as there are lots of pic ops of the gorgeous views and sunset! (anything to slow up those FRBs)
The most ingenious looking lampshade will be voted on by the mob; and a prize will be awarded to that "got-too-much-time-on-their-hands" hasher! Last year there were two amazing prizes for the 1st & 2nd place! BTW - lampshades are usually worn as a hat - this year use your imaginations?!
Can't make the trail? Come join us [and buy the hares a beer for all their efforts] at the On-After at En Fuego Cantina located on Camino Del Mar - goto: enfuegocantina.com On-On-After down the street to 15th Street to Jimmy O's for dancing,etc. Resume surfing the web, updating your dating status on Facebook or drinking beer!
On-On, bOObchuck & serial bOx
P.S. Hopefully you won't end up like Mr. Taco the next morning!
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