San Diego Hash
Sunday, March 31, 2013 10:00am
The 2nd Cumming of Jizz-Ass -or- The We're All Going To hell R*n
Hare(s): Cumstache and Fat Basque Turd
Location: On the Lawn of The Serra Museum, Presidio Park
Directions: 2727 Presidio Dr San Diego, CA 92103
Run Fee: 9 Sheckels - 1 Sheckel for virgins
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
"And he will send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet [or a whistle], and they will gather together [and drink]..."
For once we are not having a g*d damned "hare" themed r*n on Easter Sunday. Yes that is right, In the name of all that is immoral, we are finally going to recognize 'that other Easter guy'.
Cumstach, in the Lord's likeness, will lead us down the path of temptation, and deliver us unto the hand of Fat Basque Turd, who will roll out the Stone [IPA that is], and surrender us our souls. Dogfish will give unto us, our daily bread, and with the fruit of the earth, turn water into wine [or Mimosas!]. For it is the divine hand that will shadow us through the valley of sin and hold back to the banks, the waters we shall cross. Let it be he, who can walk upon the waters, that not have spare dry shoes. And upon his journey, be it welcome all of gods creatures, as well as your lepers and your aged.
Praise be to Gispert.
P.S. Bring knee pads or a chair for the On-in. Togas or Roman Century attire encouraged.
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