StumbleFoot H3 Hash
Thursday, April 4, 2013 6:15pm
StumbleFoot Virgin R*n
Hare(s): Sit Stay Squirt and Surf 'n' Turf
Location: Run Start in front of StumbleFoot Brewing, 1784 La Costa Meadows Dr #103 San Marcos, CA 92078.
Directions: 78 to Ranch Santa Fe, then south to Melrose, or I-5 to La Costa Ave, East to Rancho Santa Fe, north to Melrose, - right on Sparrow, left to address.
Run Fee: $9 and $9 for virgins (yes you are a virgin here)!
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum out and help StumbleFoot brewing Co. celebrate their first analversary of brewin' the nectar of the gods, by participating in the maidenhead hash r*n, of the newly formed StumbleFoot Hash House Harriers! Sit Stay Squirt and Surf 'n' Turf promise to de-flour us with a short but shiggylicious trail through the hills of North County. Run fee is $9 for this hymen ripping event, and includes beer, a hashalicious meal prepared by G.I. Ho, beer, a special commemorative giveaway, of and did I mention BEER! How many time do you get to pop a virgin hash's cherry?
Don't forget to bring a whistle, horn, siren, screaming cat, your mother-in-law, or some other loud item to signal the pack.
Wear your best virgin whites.
Run Start in front of the Brewery, hares away at 6:15, pack away promptly at 6:30. Brewery closes to the public at 7:00, but the pack gets back in and stays until 9:00.