North County Hash
Saturday, April 20, 2013 10:00am
The Red Baron Run
Hare(s): In Cum Snatch, Fat Basque Turd, & Circle Jerk, shadowed by Mutton Honey
Location: Pioneer Park, West Washington St, San Diego 92103
Run Fee: 6$
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
After the turn of the Century,
in the clear blue skies over Germany,
came a roar and a thunder men had never heard,
like the scream and the sound of a big war bird.
Up in the Sky, a man in a plane,
Baron von Richthofen was his name.
On this day, one hundred years ago,
a funny looking dog with a big black nose,
took on the challenge, to try and shoot him down,
so now we'll remember him, as we run around town.
Dirt, streets, canyons, fences, shiggy galore!
These crazy assed hares, have got something in store.
There will be two trails, to entertain this crowd,
with enough beerchecks, to make even North County proud.
Dogs will be welcome, on trail and at on-in,
Can't have a Snoopy theme , without four legged friends.
If you run with a stroller, and can carry it too,
Then this trail's acceptable, Turd Bird we're talkin' to you.
Shirts, shorts, socks, leggings, gaiters or spats,
we'd like everything RED, even your hats.
Don't do it for the Baron, we could care less about him,
It's for The Lady In Red, who's gone to the great On-in!
Post Note: Lots of foxtails on trail, use your best judmemnt for dogs. Gaiters or long pants (red of course) advised.