Sunday, June 9, 2013 2:00pm
Humpin' in Disguise
Hare(s): Anal Rose, Drug 'em and Plug 'em, Capt Jerk and GI Hoe
Location: Northeast parking lot of the Westfield Mall, just west of West Buffet, Center of the Universe
Directions: 5 to 78E, exit El Camino Real, drive South and take a right into Haymar Drive (which is the very first street past the bridge in front of West Buffet. LFH in parking lot, just west of West Buffet. Click on the link above for precise Anal-proof directions to the area.
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
There are only two groups of people brazen enough to hash where we'll hash this day: Humpin' and the U.S. Marine Corps. Society tolerates Marines better, so we'll be in disguise! Come out for some virgin shiggy (at least 0.05 percent) and see the secret, dangling Private Parts of the COTU you never new existed.
And to sweeten the deal, we will honor Chicken Poop's lamest of puns as you find out who puts the Rose in Prose! Get there early for your free disguise trail t-shirt, we're gonna do something that has never been done here before!
Anal doesn't run trail without beer checks, so come thirsty.
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