Mission Harriettes Hash
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 6:30pm
Squirting of the run
Hare(s): Sit, Stay, Squirt
Location: Linda Vista Community Park, 7064 Levant Street
Directions: From Interstate 163: take the Genesee West exit and travel west to Linda Vista Road. Turn left on Linda Vista Road and proceed to Levant Street, then turn right. The center is located at the end of Levant Street.
Run Fee: $6.00 Run Fee.
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum one, cum all! Squirt's virgin haring with the Mission Harriettes is sure to get some shiggy in your socks. Several beer checks are promised and trail is roughly 4 miles.
Apparently slavery was prohibited on this day (June 19th) back in 1862, but this won't stop Squirt from making you her bitch in 2013. This was also the day of the first father's day, so she may be looking for someone she can call Daddy.
Bring your shiggy sock, whistle, good shoes, nunchucks, throwing spears, crossbow, etc. Please also bring pants, this is not Humpin.
Cooking will be brought to you by Little Drummer whore, and Ginger Snatch