Saturday, June 29, 2013 2:00pm
There's Sand in My Vagina
Hare(s): Possession of Swollen Goods, Cpt Jack Swallows, Don't Ask Don't Spoon, Brossiere, Eat Dick Cocksucker
Location: Jell-O Shooter Park (Laguna Dr. and State St. Carlsbad, CA. 92008)
Run Fee: $6.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Alright wankers and bimbos. I don't want to hear any whining. Yeah we are a little further north, but we got booze and trail and isn't that all that really matters?
Trail is A to A, and dog-friendly as long as you can lift your dog over a fence or two. Don't forget a head lamp. It's beach time so cum dressed in your bikinis, Speedos, Hawaiian shirts, goggles, board shorts, jean shorts etc.
Cpt Jack Swallows will be whipping up some grub. Bring an extra pair of shoes and clothes because I'll be doing my best to get you all as dirty and wet as possible- you know you love it.
After the hash and once the beer runs out, we'll go see what mortals we can offend in downtown Carlsbad.