Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:30pm
Squirt, Pee, Douche, (In that order)
Hare(s): Sit Stay Squirt, Boston Pee Party, Double O Douchebag
Location: StumbleFoot Brewing 1784 La Costa Meadows Dr #103 San Marcos, CA 92078
Directions: I-5 to La Costa Exit, East to Rancho Santa Fe, North to La Costa Mesa. Smell for hashers.
Run Fee: $3 and bail money for trail
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
It's that time of the month again. Sit Stay Squirt, Boston Pee Party, and Double-O Douchebag are setting a trail of vaginal proportion, or vaginal fluid, we're not sure. One thing will be flowing for sure, and that's the tasty beers from StumbleFoot Brewing Co.. When was the last time you had GrassyAss slide down your throat? Or puckered your lips for Mojo? And don't forget to let the Schwartz be with you. If this sounds weird, then you haven't sampled some of the fine Gold Medal winning beers at StumbleFoot.
Do your thirst a favor, be there Thirstday. Hares away at 6:15, Pack away at 6:30 promptly.
Don't forget your whistle, horn, gong, air-raid siren, LRAD, or other means of attraction.
-- UPDATE --
Hey guys! Just a little update on the trail. Trail is not dog friendly, unless you're able to lift them over stuff. Wear trail shoes and shiggy socks. Lamps optional, but most likely you won't need it. It's going to be a great trail guys, hope you all can make it out for some laughs, some good beer and a couple of cute hares (and a douchebag). On-On! BPP