Sunday, August 4, 2013 2:00pm
Humpin Loves YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Just Tyson, and Other Mystery Hares
Location: Del Lago Park'n'Ride, Escondildio
Directions: From 15 N, exit on Via Rancho Pkwy and go left. 1st right is Del Lago. Go past shopping plaza and go right into the park'n'ride. From 15 S exit, go straight onto Del Lago.
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
The kinder, gentler, more cultured Humpin' Hash has made it easy for SDH3 hangers-on to attend this hash by making it a few miles up the 15 from SDH3's AM r*n. But that's not just how much we care:
This trail will be entirely covered in the finest berber carpet, Lake Hodges will be purified and conditioned to a lovely 72F, and all foxtails, poison oak, and ticks within 100 yards of trail will be humanely relocated to a sanctuary. Beerchecks will feature Pabst Platinum Ribbon and Natural Free-Range Light in hand-crafted lead-free crystal.
Our circle will be air conditioned, and our uplifting down-down songs, written by a unique collaboration between Kenny G and Mr. Rodgers, are so well crafted to build self-esteem that they're actually called up-up songs.
The on~on~on will feature complimentary IPA and Grey Goose cocktails, whether Wax My Ass knows that Tavern & Bowl is doing this or not.
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