San Diego Hash
Sunday, November 10, 2013 10:00am
Doggy Roulette in the Slip'r
Hare(s): Doggy See Doggy Do, Restroom Roulette, Tipper in the Slip'r
Location: Pioneer Park
Directions: Google and follow directions for: 1521 Washington Pl, San Diego, CA 92101
Run Fee: $9.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
What happens when Doggy gets drunk and Coppertone finds him? Two virgin hares, that's what happens. Thankfully they'll be accompanied by your favorite virgin sacrificer, for a romp around Mission Hills.
There will be 3 drink checks on trail, at least 1 of which will be cheap hard liquor because why not. Trail is just under 4.5 miles, long enough to get Restroom seriously lost. Can you say, "Hare Snare"? Trail will be full of ups and downs, shiggy, and even a tunnel! So bring your headlamps, and probably long socks because there are fruit trees to climb and Tipper was the only one who knew what PO looked like.
Brunch by the always marvelous Dogfish.