Monday, February 17, 2014 6:30pm
Respect Our Presidents President's Day Hash
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio, Shoulder Boneher, Circle Jerk
Location: Bank of America 9696 Miramar Rd, San Diego, CA
Directions: 9696 Miramar Rd, corner of Kearny Villa Rd. Exit 15 at Miramar, head West. Bank is a couple of lights down on right.
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/J6p8N
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Start is in BofA parking lot, corner of Miramar Rd and Kearny Villa Rd, 2 blocks West of 15 at Miramar exit
Come out and pay respect to your favorite president by dressing up as either he, his arch nemesis, or his favorite wife or mistress. Come as JFK, Marilyn or Castro; Reagan, Nancy or poor people; Bill, Monica or Republicans (Hint: Shoulder Boneher will be sporting a very attractive stained blue dress). You get the picture.
If you know Don Julio, she is fond of boob checks so expect many.
You WILL need a light! You will not need a dog--there may be a fence or two.
The On-In will have Happy Hour beer and is the diviest of dive bars, frequented by gays, marines, and gay marines. They sell food, but if you want lighter fare there are SHIT TON of ethnic take out joints nearby that would send W into a frenzy and make Comrade Obama smile. Woot woot.