Thursday, April 3, 2014 6:30pm
Hare(s): DeepSpace 69
Location: 1784 La Costa Meadows Drive #103 San Marcos CA 92069
Directions: From the I-5: Exit La Costa Ave and head east, turn North on Rancho Santa Fe, then East on La Costa Meadows. Look for the Stumblefoot banner on your left! From the NCC-1701: take the elevator to the Transporter room and have Scotty beam you down.
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum One, Cum all to another edition of the Stumblefoot Hash. Like the hare, this 5-ish mile trail will be long, hard, and guaranteed to leave you weak at the knees. Oh, and white stuff will be involved in some way, shape, or form. Multiple beer checks will be provided to ensure you are properly lubed up at all times.
Note that with the rains this week, your shoes will probably get wet, so you should bring extras. Also, part of the trail is NOT dog friendly, but there will be an alternate section marked for dogs and will be discussed at harelies.
UPDATE: So Iíve had a couple of people ask me exactly how long and hard Iím talking about and was met with cries of ďthereís no way I can handle all of thatĒ and ďI wonít be able to walk the next day!Ē At first, I admonished them for such a personal question, but then they assured me that they were talking about the trails and not my personal endowment. So hereís the plan: Iíll have two trails for you wankers:
Eagle Trail will be 5-ish miles with 3 beerchecks and is the original ass-kicking trail that I came up with. I highly suggest that this is the trail that you plan on doing as it will be the best trail of the night. I think Iíve found some areas that havenít been run at Stumblefoot so youíll not want to miss them. All I can say is that this trail will involve Rocks, Ropes and Running Water. Iíve even thrown an extra beercheck in there for some extra encouragement for you if youíre on the fence.
If you name is Sidney Crosby, Iíll have a Turkey (or should I say Penguin?) Trail that will be just under 4 miles with two beerchecks. Itíll be a trail and youíll earn your beer, but it will be lacking many of the cool features that the Eagles will run.
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