Sunday, June 22, 2014 2:00pm
Sexy Hat and Ugly Shorts Run...or Ugly Hat and Sexy Shorts
Hare(s): Dolly Barter, Jacuzzi Douche Me et al...
Location: San Diego Hall of Champions - Balboa Bark
2131 Pan American Plaza, San Diego, CA 92101, United States
Directions: We will circle up on the lawn to the east of the hall.
Google Maps: https://www.google.ca/maps/place/San+Die...
Run Fee: 1 million dollars
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
It's time for a new style of run, all the way from Canada, presented in lovely Balboa Park. The objectives of the the run are to f@ck over the FRBs, keep the pack together, drink too much, bleed, get lucky and be sexy. There will be valuable prizes for best hat and shorts, either sexy or ugly.
There will be 2 drink checks and each drink check will be a holding check known as a 'hash hold'. You stick around and drink until the back of the pack shows up. Then everyone leaves together. This allows the mid and back of the pack get a chance to break trail instead of just following those evil FRBs. Please make a note of anyone who leaves the Hash Holds early so we can find a nice spot on the ice for them for circle!! We might even find them a down down that is half beer and half milk;))
There will be 1 trail for all with the fast people doing 6 or 7 miles and the slow people doing as little as 3. We will try a new thing where we all call On-oN when we are on trail. This will allow for the occasional short cut. Just in case yelling On-oN is too hard we may even bring out a few whistles to encourage noise making on trail.
Remember, come in your sexiest or ugliest hat and shorts so we can make a Klassy scene and car pool because you will be drinking!!!
...we may even add some circle drinking games.
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