Wednesday, November 26, 2014 8:00pm
7th Completely Anal Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl
Hare(s): Anal Rose
Location: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Open your window, lean out and catch the whiff of complete debauchery. Then google directions.
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/060rx
Run Fee: Free (buy your hare a drink!)
Pre-lube: The Ould Sod before 8pm (help me hold down some seats, this place gets packed!)
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
This has been happening for SEVEN YEARS, people! So far, no one has noticed I've been recycling the same trail every year. Er...I mean, VIRGIN Trail! Untold amazements! Wade through Beer River (freshly stocked with Pretzel-fish) and visit 'shroom mountain! Three strippers for every hasher and a bag of dicks for the harriettes!
Come celebrate Thanksgiving the Half-Assed way and build grand and glorious memories that you will not recall, even after evidence resurfaces on FB and gets you fired three years from now.
This just in: Team Anal is preparing to Hash far and away for a few years. Next year at this time you'll be stuck with some other Schmuck haring this trail (and by Schmuck I mean probably C3Pee On Myself, who somehow manages to redefine the term Schmuck). Read: C3PO = Schmuck. Got it? Ok. Moving on.
So, be there early and receive a commemorative patch marking the occasion. Limited edition, shiny new patch for you to put on your Humpin' or non-Humpin' Happi Coats, kilts, smoking jackets, run bags or anything you can think to attach it to. One in five patches will guarantee mind-blowing sex with random strangers...60% of the time it works all the time! Don't miss it!
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