San Diego Hash
Friday, November 13, 2015 6:30pm
Forever Young Hash
Hare(s): Sit, Stay, Squirt, Holy Shit Moby Dick, Mystery Hares
Address: Ocean Air Recreation Center
4770 Fairport Way
San Diego, CA 92130
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/dndjJCdV38A2
Run Fee: $9
Pre-lube: New English Brewing
11545 Sorrento Valley Rd #305
San Diego, CA 92121
Trail type: A to A
On after: TBD
Dog friendly: Yes
Well, it's getting around that time of year again... where I get magically older in one day. I was told by the hare-raiser that my eggs are drying up and that someday I will be an old maid, obese and nobody will love me. According to his scriptures (you know, the Jewish ones or whatever) I will find the fountain of youth and become eternally young if I hare at least twice a year. Since AGM has been a long time ago (and who knows what happened there), I am long overdue!
We are excited to bring you a trail filled with shiggy and a romp through one of my favorite spots in Carmel Valley. Cum out and help me celebrate not dying for another year!
Bring your headlamps, shiggy socks, tolerance for beer, crossbows, assless chaps, anti-aging lotion (it puts the lotion on the skin) and... where was I? Oh, look, shiny things!