Monday, July 4, 2016 2:00pm
Fourth of July F*ckery
Hare(s): High Beams & Butt Hurt
Address: Presidio Community Park
Presidio Dr & Cosvoy Way
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Presid...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Wait! What? Humpin on a Monday?! Does the sun rise in the west now, too? Does this mean Daenerys can have a child now?!?!
Humpin and Larrikin's are doing a full on switch-a-roo on you wanks! The Unstoppable Fist has taken over!! And we're about to make everything worse!!
Come join us as we puke RED, WHITE, AND BLUE all over your drunk @sses and serve up a shiggilious trail of the likes no Larrikin's hasher has EVER seen. Well, maybe not, but it's going to be an awesome trail!
There will be BEER. Only the kind that comes in RED, WHITE, AND BLUE cans! 'Merica! There will be 'Merica themed jell-o shots. There will be whipped cream. There will be BBQ. And PB&j because, yup you guessed it, 'Merica! There will be a wet T-shirt contest check!! Water guns! Water balloons! AAAAANNNNNDDDD a SLIP AND SLIDE!!!!!!!
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