North County Hash
Saturday, July 30, 2016 10:00am
5 years a Failure
Hare(s): Rush Limpbone, Failure to Launch, Hooting Beaver
Address: The dirt parking lot across from Wine Steals in Cardiff
1953 San Elijo Ave, Cardiff, CA 92007
Directions: Use google machine or Thomas Guide Page 500,006, coordinates G3
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/3irtyUVmMuJ2
Run Fee: still only $6. How is that possible???
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
On after: Wine Steals Cardiff, where the run started.
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Five years ago - to the day- was FTLs first hash at Camp Pendleton, hared by Kitty Kitty and Hooting Beaver. Come celebrate 5 wasted years with a beach run and an on after at Wine Steals, Cardiff.
The trail will be A to A, drive to B which is the Olivenhain Town Hall. Turkey is just over 5, eagle trail is just over 6.Turkey trail is dog friendly, eagle is not. Think twice about bringing dogs, it'll be hot out.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! This will be an All Original Song Hash, so' we're counting on you to bring your A game. To get the creative juices flowing (no pun intended) here is the first verse from our contribution, Purple Veiny Cock, sung to Billy Ray Cyrus's hit Achy Breaky Heart
You can suck my cock, My purple veiny cock
Promise you wont make me come to fast
And if you suck my cock, my purple veiny cock
I might just put it in your ass
drink it down down down....
Come out Saturday where we will premier this soon-to-be hit tune, plus the other verses, and - as a bonus - the North County version ... Wrinkled Old Man Cock
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