Monday, December 19, 2016 6:30pm
Body Part Body Part Ooh Ahh! Hash
Hare(s): BUTT Hurt, Shanghai NIPPLE Torture, Tattle TITS, Iran Into a CLIT
Address: Shakespeare Pub & Grille
3701 India St
San Diego, CA 92103 USA
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Get ready for boob checks, dick checks and butt checks galore! Don't worry, your body-part-named hares are prepping multiple shots on trail to keep you warm while you expose your parts to the "freezing cold temperatures" of San Diego!
To continue the warm and fuzzies, your on-in has a $5.50 20-oz draught special, plus a $6 1/2-lb burger special to stuff into your filthy "pie" holes.
We'll be in the patio with heaters but make sure to bring extra layers, plus a headlight for a little shiggy action. And rideshare if you can, so you spend less time looking for parking and more time eating Bangers and Spotted Dick (you thought we were going to say 'drinking' didn't you?)!
And remember! Body parts include elbows and ears and belly buttons etc, so warn your virgins or slip 'em a joke so they're prepared. No, not YOUR joke. Silly wanker!
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