Sunday, January 8, 2017 2:00pm
Who Puts The Ass In Class?
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Can't Touch This, Mommy's Dirty Dildo, Tastes Like Home
Address: Aviara Cummunity Park
6435 Ambrosia Lane
Directions: Exit I-5 at Poinsettia. Go away from the big blue salty wet thing. Continue about 1.5 miles and turn left at Ambrosia. Upon arriving at the park, turn right to go to the east parking lot. That one usually has spaces in it, since little special snowflakes play soccer at the other end of the park.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/qzX9DvSpXCD2
Run Fee: $7, you cheap bastard
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
This is going to be Can't Touch This's last Humpin' trail, so he might as well before he gets covered in your Thanksgiving leftovers. And at this time, we welcome the return of Mommy's Dirty Dildo, whose bionic leg is almost as cool as both of Beaver Retrievers'.
Trail is about 5 mi. All tunnels are at least 7 feet high, carpeted, and well lit, because we're classy as all fk. 3 or so beer checks. Bring some dry shoes and maybe some dry panties. Possible virgin terrain, or at least terrain that Humpin' hasn't defiled in over 10 years. OnON!
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