Sunday, March 12, 2017 12:00pm
The Hash Wedding of Irish + Crooner (aka, A Sailor Finally Drops Anchor)
Hare(s): F@ck of the Irish, Crooner ScrewHer
Address: 2816 29th St., San Diego
Directions: On the North Park-South Park border (NoSo), cross street of Palm.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/WdoK3ZqN9FM2
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
By the power vested in us by the State of Inebriation, we are taking over and merging SDH3 and Humpin on Sunday March 12 to celebrate the good fortune of two half-minds who found love at the hash and became one full(ish) mind.
In the Humpin spirit of 'we can make anything worse,' there will be not one ... not three ... but two trails! You decide if you are on the bride's side (tutus) or the groom's side (bowties) by which trail you run. Because SDH3 keeps it classy on Sundays, there will be one mutual beer check with champagne so we can all toast together in the shiggy.
So that we have time for the ceremony, both trails start at high noon at the Irish-Crooner residence, 2816 29th Street in NoSo (still a thing!)
Each trail will be 4 to 6 (or 6.9) miles, so this is not *just* a drunkfest. Hash wedding ceremony afterward. As a special treat, the No Means Gnome household brewery is providing a small-batch wedding beer that we're calling 'It's a Nice Day for a Wheat Wedding' hefeweizen.
Food provided by the hares. Bring a chair. Well-behaved dogs on leash are welcome. (Mackerel will be in attendance, so the bar is low, but he will be sporting a bowtie.)
Please note $9 run fee. This is a one-time fee hike, and for that extra $2 you will get a full brunchy feast prepared by the bridegroom himself. #hesakeeper
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