Tijuana Hash House Harriers Hash
Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:00pm
Hare(s): Peso-per-view, Get on your knees and praise Jesus, Suck a Culo, Shanghai Nipple Torture, Still Bitch Box, Just Edgar
Address: Prolongacion Monte Video #6834 col. Altamira
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Prolon...
Run Fee: $5 USD or $100 pesos
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Sixty-fucking-ninth trail wankers!! If 69 doesn't inspire you to cum, I don't know what will...but I am willing to give it a try to make all of you all cum!! (those were the exact words In-n-out said to post. #projectG) Cum to our 69th Tijuana Hash house Harrier's trail! There will be not one, not 4, not 6, but 6.9 beer cks...or it will seem so by the end of the night!! We do promise you a trail somewhere between 6.9KM and 6.9mi. We have virgin hares doing 69 with experienced hares. And you will have a once in a lifetime opportunity to earn a patch!! YESSSSS, you read it, you will earn my patch, so show up!!! Try to stay on your feet, but if you fall, make sure you use the buddy system!! *wink, wink* Bring a virgin or a visitor and you will have the opportunity to earn a patch for yourself and your virgin!!!
To sum it up, cum to our trail, get laid, earn a patch, or eat a snatch, something like that, drink and be merry!! ON-ON!!!!
Dog friendly: Yes, but not for all of the beer cks.
- Bring your vessels
- Bring a chair
- Bring a blanket
- Bring a buddy, virgins preferred
- Bring a headlamp