San Diego Hash
Friday, August 18, 2017 6:30pm
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio and Pricess Slaya...plus a Mystery Food Hare!
Address: 4433 33rd Place, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Use google maps, ya wanks. Plenty of street parking available.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/yJ7tLMU7zgS2
Run Fee: 9 Sacrificial Goats (aka $9)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
BOOBS! Now that I have your attention, here is an UPDATE. The address is 33rd PLACE (not Street, which is the street just east of 33rd Place). Don't eff it up! Also, now that we've actually scouted... trail is dog-friendly. There is one part of trail that may be slightly difficult for less athletic dogs, but it is easily circumvented. Don Julio can give you instructions before the r*n.
Do you like black eye liner? Do you have Eastern European ancestry? Do you enjoy wearing shirts that promote your favorite band? Have you ever been told you look like Katy Perry? And lastly, have you ever mistaken Princess Slaya for Don Julio, or vice versa... from the rear? If so, you're a dumbass. And no, we aren't sisters.
However, you are a prime candidate to run the Twinsies Hash! Don Julio and Slaya will be taking you on a jaunt through Kensington so you can learn once and for all who's who around here. Come with your favorite hash twin and swap identities for the night to celebrate Slaya's VIRGIN HARING!
Example 1: Speedophile with unkempt facial hair and Horsey in a Speedo!
Example 2: Trail Head in fuzzy tiger pants and Too Fucked to Drunk in a bikini top!
Example 3: Always Comes in a Kids Meal dressed like Drildo McFaggins...no costume change required, great job guys!
The on-in is dog friendly, however the trail is likely not (...as if we've even scouted it yet).
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