Sunday, February 18, 2018 2:00pm
It's A Crap!
Hare(s): Runs Like The Winded, Mellow Yellow
Address: Sweetwater River Trail
12153 Campo Rd, El Cajon, CA 92019
Directions: Getting here is pretty straight forward, but once you park, you will need to walk to the run start.
Cross the steel bridge and mosey on down the trail until you come to a HUGE tree, that is where we will be starting from.
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Hey Hashers, ever hear the saying "if it's yellow keep it mellow and if it's brown flush it down" or "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat" Well regardless, your potent porta-potty hares are here for you! I, Runs Like The Winded, don't wanna brag, but I am number 1 in the number 2 business! Mellow Yellow is queen of those golden showers and we have cum together, stocked up on our thickest ply'd TP to bring you a really poopy trail! It doesn't matter if you like your trail cleanly paved, kinda bushy, or living freely untamed, this trail has something for everyone. I promise this trail will be loose, tight, chunky, long, short, wet, dry, and just overall sh*tty! It's time to run together as one gigantic turd herd! I promise not to flush you though!
Please bring the following:
- Warm clothes for circle
Trail is dog friendly, however they need to remain on leashes and if they don't play well with others please be use your best judgement bringing them.
Parking is limited on the road and the dedicated lot is pretty small, however there are places to park and walk to the trail entrance. The McGrath YMCA or the restaurants are good places for the overflow parking. Please be careful when crossing the road, it's pretty busy.