Monday, March 19, 2018 6:30pm
Tiara Santa Satanic Hash
Hare(s): Please Put Your Balls in the Upright Position, Stealth Boobs, Miso Hernie
Address: 10436 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92124
Directions: JP's Pub in Tierrasanta. Same parking lot as Vons.
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Do you feel like you can’t wait 9 more months till Christmas? Did you know that Upright and Stealth Boobs will be your flight attendants on flight #666 headed straight to hell? Did you know that Satan likes to touch Santa’s ’North Pole’ while they dress up as pretty little princesses?
Santa and Satan command you to get your ass to Tierrasanta for the ’Tiara Santa Satanic Hash’.
That’s right, wear a Tiara, wear a Santa suit, dress like a GELF (Grandma Elves Like to F@$#), Bring a pitchfork, wear devil horns, be a pretty princess reindeer demon, you get the idea.
PRIZE FOR BEST DRESSED!
Shiggy aplenty and more drink checks than you can shake a satanic reindeer dick at.
Virgin Larrikins hares Please Put Your Balls in the Upright Position, Miso Hernie, & Stealth Boobs promise to bring you the trail that you will probably make fun of at the end of the night.
JP’s Pub is excited to have the hash back. $4 craft draft beers all night long, $7.50 mini pitchers, and super tasty & cheap food.
You will need:
A dry pair of shoes
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