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Humpin Hash
Friday, June 29, 2018 12:00pm
Humpin Campout - White Trash Hash
Hare(s): This year's MM and next
Address: Falcon Group Campgroud
Main Divide Truck Trail
Lake Elsinore, CA 92530
Directions: I-15 north, exit Baxter Dr (EXIT 69!!!)
Follow the Googs from there
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/xag5eHEdso42
Run Fee: $69-$99
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Hey youse, why do you never take christmas lights down?! Ew know it is Juuuly, right?! Goddamnit Jed, git your mangy dog off my yard! He shit on my flamingos again. Judy, for christ sake, go feed yer baby, that beer can pyramid is tall enough! Naaaaahhhh just kidding! I got a whole stash over here you can add tew it!
That is right wankers! It is Humpin Campout time again!! Grab your astro turf, your werst lawn chair, them christmas lights that is missing half the bulbs, but gosh dang it, they still werk, bring them to the WHITE TRASH HASH CAMPOUT
Prices:
$69 - April 27-May 4 (7 days only!!)
$79 - May 5-May 31
$89 - June 1-June 24
$99 - June 25-June 29
Your rego gets you ice cold beer tapped all weekend (YAY!), 5 meals prepared by none other than our resident masterchef, Pop Rocks (YAY!), midnight naked run (YAY!), naked dance tent (YAY!), ball buster trail (YAY!), games, including mud wrassling (YAY!), shot crawl (YAY!), awesome giveaways (YAY!), A REDNECK HOT TUB (whaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!). Because. We are the UNSTOPPABLE FIST! And we can make anything worse, and we do, biiiitch!
Cash payments made to Meso Hyundai at any runstart, but you must still fill out a registration form through EZ Register. Select the "Payment by check" option.
Location:
Falcon Group Campsite
Main Divide Truck Trail
Lake Elsinore, CA 92530
Roughly an hour and a half drive north of SD just north of Temecula. We reserved all three sites, so there is no one who can bug us! Plenty of parking but it is always fun to ride a buddy... oh, um, I mean ride WITH a buddy. Carpooling is always encouraged: ROAD ORGY!
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