Monday, April 22, 2019 6:30pm
The Earth is Round, Bitches!
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio and Shirley
Address: The Ken Club - 4079 Adams Avenue, San Diego CA 92116 (in Kensington, genius)
Directions: Use a Thomas Bros guide...
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Today is Earth Day! Come celebrate the astronomical roundness of our favorite planet with (ANOTHER) adventure in Kensington. If you think the Earth is flat, you should be ashamed of yourself and don't come to our R*N. In honor of the planet that allows us assholes to call her home, chain yourself to a tree, throw yourself in front of a bulldozer at the wetlands, cut the gas line of your neighbor's Land Rover, or simply fart in a friend's car with the windows up and re-create a global warming model (this will be effective). Reminisce with Don Julio about her hippy days in college at Berkeley with some drinks on trail and a Safety Check! Also ask Shirley about his bitchin' long hair in high school! Come join us and you might see a new part of Kensington (but probably not...) Seriously though, ride your bike to trail or at least carpool with some pals in reverence of Earth Day. Don't be an asshole.
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