San Diego Hash
Friday, May 31, 2019 6:30pm
Pirate's & Booty
Hare(s): ManAids & Park N Splash
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: Google Maps will get you there. House is set back down a driveway past another house and away from the street. Parking for six or so cars otherwise park on the street and walk in.
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Aarrrrr¦ Ahoy Wankers! In case ye didn’t be knowing, it’s International Smelly Pirate Hooker Day! So bring your pirates and plenty of booty because today be a day of raping and pillaging the muggle folk of La Mesa and Lemon Grove.
Tis better to be dress for the occasion or be forced to walk the plank. Eye patches, talking parrots, undead monkeys (naughty monkeys get spanked), flint pistols, rusty cutlasses, hook hands, anal hooks, and peg legs (if you’re into pegging) will keep you safe while doing battle against the local inhabitants. Use your Semenâ€™s eye to keep a sharp lookout, XXX may mark the spot.
Trail Hare: ManAids & Park N Splash
Food Hare: TBD (Could be you!)
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave, La Mesa, CA 91941
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Trail Distance 3-5 miles
Eagle & Turkey Option: Yes (Turkey is shorter, flatter)
Dog friendly: Yes but foxtails and an assortment of stickers all around
On after will be held on ManAids Island. Gorge yourself on the finest rations offered up by (TBD) and the tastiest grog provided by our beermeister to ensure the scurvy stays at bay. Drink responsibly, crash space available or share an Uber!
Make sure you parley with your mate and request permission to board your fellow pirate or you may get keelhauled by the rest of the crew.
But how do you do this in pirate-speak you ask? See recommendations below â€“ 60% of the time, these work every time:
-Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
-Come on up and see me urchins?
-Iâ€™d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
-Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
-Well, blow me down?
Bung hole â€“ Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.
Yo ho ho, it's the pirate's life for me!
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