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Mission Harriettes
Mission Harriettes Hash    Wednesday, December 13, 2017 6:30pm
8th Anal Tacky Light Tour
Hare(s): Ginger Snatch, Cactus Interruptis, Maui Waui + other mystery hares
Address: 10261 Princess Sarit Way, Santee CA 92071
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/10261+...
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come on out and get in the holiday spirit by running with the Mission Harriettes through the tackiest lights in Santee! Bring your holiday cheer and toast the holiday season with good food, good beer, & a special hot chocolate check! All pooches need to stay outside.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, December 15, 2017 6:30pm
Hare(s): Argentuna, Stop the Bus, Deep Throat
Address: 5777 Mission Center Rd.
San Diego CA 92108
Directions: To get there, do the maps thing and when you get to the address PARK at the Art Institute on the left side of the street then walk to Aquatera's club room, left/north of the leasing office.
Run Fee: 9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Valley harrierettes. Hmm. Missionary hashers? Come join us on Friday Dec 15, for a nice, flat r*n around Mission Valley Heights. Mixed terrain, big boxes will be avoided as much as possible.

Expect a turkey/eagle split and be ready to jump a fence or two. More details to come in the near future after some scouting.
Deep Throat will be in charge of food. Trail and on in are dog friendly.


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Iron Rule
Iron Rule Hash  Every other Friday night.   Friday, December 15, 2017 6:30pm
Hot Chocolate Run
Hare(s): Cat and her elfs
Address: 6205 Potomac St., San Diego 92139
Directions: Paradise Hills area
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/@32.6794924,...
Thomas Bros: 1310 D1
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Wear your Christmas attire for a run thru Holiday in the Hills. There will be Christmas lights and hot chocolate check on trail.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, December 16, 2017 10:00am
Xmas Comes Early Run
Hare(s): Bender Like Beckham & Dead Dog Walking
Address: Green Flash Cellar 3
12260 Crosthwaite Circle
Poway, 92064
Directions: Exit I-15 onto Scripps Poway Parkway, go east to Community, turn left to Stowe, turn right to Crosthwaite, turn right and C3 is on the right
Map Link: https://Smart Phone
Thomas Bros: Smart Phone
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Cellar 3
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Once again, Bender and Dead Dog will bring you what you really want for Xmas, another great trail run. We will have both a turkey (4.5)and eagle(7.1) option,with as much dirt as possible. There will be a virgin section of trail called coyote maze by local mountain bikers.
We will once again have another great on-in at GF C3
Back by popular demand, this will be SIGNUP SATURDAY. Signup for a 2018 NCH3 run and the hare-raiser will buy you a beer. This does not come out of the Hash budget, it comes out of Dead Dogs Xmas present budget. So if you want to make sure Cougar Bait gets nothing more than a lump of coal, sign up. One beer per run.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, December 16, 2017 6:30pm
Hash House Harriers Holiday Party
Hare(s): SDH3
Address: The Marina Village -1936 Quivira Way, San Diego, California 92109 Sunset Room
Run Fee: $40
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Join us for an unforgettable Gold & Glitter evening on the marina of food, libations and dancing the night away with the Hash Band!

The event will be held in the Sunset Room at the Marina Village Conference Center. There is ample FREE parking at this event site. Dinner will be provided by Micho'z Fresh Lebonese Grill. Beer, wine, and non-alcoholic beverages will be flowing freely. Guest are welcome to BYOB.

For guests who don't wish to drive, we have secured 15% discounted room rates at The Dana on Mission Bay, which is a short walking distance from the event site. This discount is available until the hotel is 75% booked. To make a reservation call (800)345-9995 and mention ARANCI to receive the special rate.

$40 for November and $45 in December. Ticket sales end on December 9th at noon.

Book Now!

http://hhh2017holidayparty.brownpapertickets.com/

Paypal - hashcashsdh3@gmail.com (friends and famliy) be sure to specify that it is for the Holiday Party, give your Hash name and note if you are Vegan or Vegetarian. Thanks


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, December 17, 2017 10:15am
Nondenominational Hash Holiday Party Hangover Run
Hare(s): Penis Machinist, Fluff Boy, Dogfish and maybe OJ on the Run
Address: Presidio Drive & Cosoy Way.
Directions: Upper area of Presidio Community Park at the intersection of Presidio Drive & Cosoy Way.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/9HWATBE94cD2
Thomas Bros: 1268F4
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hares away at 10:15 Pack away at 10:30


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, December 17, 2017 2:00pm
Defeated At Sea
Hare(s): Dealt It Felt It Smell It & High Beams
Address: 7337 Trade St
San Diego, CA 92121
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Did the Hashy Holiday Party defeat you? R U feeling defeated because you didn't get a wrist band to Ballast Point's Victory At Sea Day? Fear not young, fresh semen and ovaries! We have a great trail planned for all of you! A short trail (less than 10 miles (probably)), jello shots, mimosas, and even Ballast Point kolsch on tap! We have tunnels, shifty, water crossings, and just the right amount of hills to make you feel it, but (hopefully) not make you like.
On in is less than a half mile from Ballast Point off Carroll Way, so if you find yourself drunk and in the mood to run, pop on over for a nice little hangover romp through some little traveled shifty. I'm not sayin it's virgin, but none my friends have fucked her yet...


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NPR Hash # 2
Hare(s): Pussy Without Borders & Restroom Roulette
Address: 4223 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/zutvCm5xUfo
Run Fee: $0
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come out for the second ever North Park Republic (NPR) Hash. On-In will most likely be at the Belching Beaver tasting room unless they kick us out. This hash is free. Just bring cash and ID on trail if you want to drink. Trail will be 3-4 miles with one beer stop at another brewery or bar. Down downs will be short and done guerrilla or waterfall style. This hash is all about getting a decent run and drinking good beer.


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La Jolla
La Jolla Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, December 18, 2017 6:15pm
LJH3 Holiday Run
Hare(s): Finger in your rear & Goes down screaming
Address: 500 West Harbor Drive
San Diego, CA 92101
Directions: 5 South to Front Street. Proceed to Market Street then right to State Street. Entrance to the building is Market and State streets. Check-in at front desk then proceed to the entertainment room.
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Bring warm clothes and flashlights. No chairs required at on-in. Dogs ok on patio. Additionally, we are asking everyone to please bring their favorite Holiday Dessert or Christmas Cookies for all to share. Food will be provided by the famous (ED).


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, December 18, 2017 6:30pm
Running of the Jews
Hare(s): Bubble Boner, Menorah Whorah, Doodle my pool noodle, & more Jews
Address: Park at Sorrento Valley amtrak station:11170 Sorrento Valley Rd, San Diego, CA 92121
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Put on your yamaka, it's time for Hanukkah. Don't forget your blue-awanukkah, and run your ass-o-tonikkah. We'll drink some booze-o-lonikkah, and celebrate HANUKKAH (I just made this up, thank you)

It's the running of the Jews, back from popular demand! Wear blue and silver (or gold) to show your Hanukkah pride on the 7th night this year.

Ending at Almaz hookah louge: we'll have happy hours prices for both food and beverages all night (cause you know Jews don't like to spend $)

More details about trail cumming soon


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, December 23, 2017 4:30pm
12 Drink Checks of Xmas!
Hare(s): My Little Pony Keg, Tiki Tits, Goes Down Syndrome, Fresh N Sleazy
Address: Kensington Park
Directions: At the park in Kensington by the small library.
Run Fee: $3 - $5 with patch
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Ho Ho Hoes!! Cum prance with the half assed half minds through gentrified Kensington. We will look at all the pretty Christmas lights and have not one... not 2... not 3! not 4! (Ok lets cut to the chase) 12!!! 12!! Drink checks!!! Last time we tried this we only were able to do about 8 drink checks. But since then we got our top Half Assed Hash House Harrier scientists on the job and they... well they just drank and passed out. But we did some retooling (not the village kind) and I guarantee* (not an actual guarantee) we will get in all 12 drink checks this year!!!

Also this year we have made a special 12 Drink Checks of Xmas patch for all those that Drink all 12 drink checks (and cough up $2).

Trail will be of course less than 3 miles. We will be starting at a special time 4:30pm. Bring a headlamp just in case.

PLEASE WEAR A HOLIDAY COSTUME!!!! This trail will very very costume friendly.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, December 24, 2017 2:00pm
The 12 Down Downs of XXXmas
Hare(s): Humpin MM
Address: COTU (most likely)
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Merry XXXmas to all the drunk hashers and horny harriettes!
If you would like to put off hanging with your family for one more day or if you have been banned from the family dinner table for beating off to a picture of your grandma when she was in her 20s, again, then come on out to the COTU and celebrate the Humpin way! This way your mom will have an excuse to yell at you this year, because you will ACTUALLY be as drunk as she THOUGHT you were last year!

ON! ON! To all and to all aarrgghhhh [barfing noise]


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Green Flash
Green Flash Hash  The fourth Tuesday of every month.   Thursday, December 28, 2017 6:15pm
Run #77
Hare(s): Heaven's Gate
Address: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Thomas Bros: 1208 H4
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
note that the run is on Thursday, a one time change because of brewery hours around Christmas. Heaven's Gate has offered to hare, thanks! and Dogfish is cooking again I hope. remember no chairs and dogs on leash in the brewery.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, January 1, 2018 1:00pm
Beermile!
Hare(s): baby huey, intercourse with a horse of course
Address: 4966 w mountain view dr, 92116
Directions: baby huey’s house in normal heights
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
shake off your new year’s eve hangover and come out to the beer mile. once again we’ll be running it on a road course to avoid law enforcement and unnecessary driving.

- hares will provide the beer mile beer.
- BYOB for whatever else you want to drink
- $1 hamburgers and hot dogs, meat and veggie
- there will be no regular trail unless some enterprising hare wants to lay something around the hood
- bring a towel for the hot tub!
- start training now!


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, January 22, 2018 6:30pm
Hung Up The Spurs Hash (aka Ex-GM Extravaganza)
Hare(s): Larrikins Ex-GMs
Address: Longhorn Bar & Grill
6519 Mission Gorge Rd
San Diego, CA 92120
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/m99aApHx6JH2
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Howdy buckaroos. We're once again dragging all the old Larrikin GMs out of retirement for one night only. These cowboys and cowgirls might have hung up the spurs but they can still wrangle a trail and a few down downs with the best of 'em. We promise that trail will be just as shitty and circle as unfunny as you remember. We'll be ending at the infamous John Wayne room. Wet your whistle on trail with at least four beerchecks. Trail is not dog-friendly nor is the bar. Bring a headlamp and a change of boots. Cowboy hats and getups encouraged. Giddy up!


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Intergalactic
Intergalactic Hash    Saturday, January 27, 2018 6:30pm
Slab City Talent Show Campout 2018
Hare(s): Dr.Dive and various other SoCal hashers
Address: East Jesus. East Jesus Rd, Niland, CA 92257
Directions: Drive to East Jesus. When you get to the fork in the road stay to the right where you see the gate and stop sign. Tell the staff you're with our group and they will let you in. We are down the end by the 30ft tall steel man. It's considered a rite of passage to get your car stuck in the sand when you arrive.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/DNbBJmxKbuR2
Run Fee: $40 This fee covers $10 per person donation to East Jesus, $5 per person donation to The Range, $250 for porta-potties, $350 for firewood, plus various "surprises" and other things to keep you entertained.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Welcome to Slab City, the last free place on Earth!
This year we'll once again be camping at East Jesus, an art residency and museum located in Slab City.
There will be the annual Slab City Talent Show at The Range on Saturday starting at noon and we'll be visiting at various times during the day and night. You're welcome to participate in the show by signing up at The Range.
There will be hash trails around Slab City during the day to familiarize you with the area.
There will be road trips to enjoy the beauty of the Salton Sea area, where paradise meets the apocalypse.
There is a clothing optional shooting range near our camp, so bring your guns and take off your clothes! Shooters must be sober and guns must be unloaded while in camp.
There will be rocket launches, sky lanterns, redneck soccer. We might even have a car-becue.
There will be a big campfire and campfire shenanigans. Bring your fire toys, musical instruments, and anything else you want.
Remember "Safety Third". Try not to kill your friends. Any damage you cause to yourself or another person or property is your own responsibility.
Here are some maps to familiarize you with the area.
https://www.facebook.com/download/preview/1260087154049203

Things to bring:
* Camping gear and everything you need to survive in a primitive camping situation. Slab City has no utilities such as electricity or water. The nearest shops are in the town of NIland, three miles away, and they close at 6pm. Porta potties will be provided as part of your event fee. There is plenty of space for RVs and trailers at our campsite.
* Your talent
* Guns & ammo
* Rockets, drones, sky lanterns, etc.
* Musical instruments
* Hoops, poi, firestaff, fire toys, etc.
* DONATIONS of unwanted PAINT, CARPET, ART, ART MATERIALS, or FURNITURE. East Jesus can use them. Salvation Mountain is always looking for colorful paints as well.

Itinerary
Friday
Early arrivals at East Jesus. We will be camping by the giant steel "Uberman of Gigsville" and clothing optional shooting range out the back. Firewood and porta-potties arrive.
Saturday
Morning rocket launches. Late arrivals.
Hash trail to Salvation Muontain and other points of interest in Slab City
Talent show starts at noon at The Range
4:00pm drive to Salton Sea to see ruins, mud volcanoes, and sunset on the Salton Sea.
Return to Slab City for dinner
Talent Show
Campfire Shenanigans at camp with fire toys, live music perhaps, and other sillyness
Sunday
Morning rocket launches
Hangover hash trail
Return to camp and pack up
In the afternoon you are free to explore. Use the maps. There will be different groups going to different areas that you can join.
Finally, there will be an optional stop at Alpine Beer Company on the way back to San Diego.

And now.... Time for Pie


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, February 11, 2018 10:00am
Adios Grand Masters (AGM)
Hare(s): Outgoing GMs
Address: Sweetwater Summit Park Campground
3218 Summit Meadow Rd, Bonita, California 91902
Directions: Directions: The On-In will be at the Amphitheater area on the north side of the campground. There are a couple of options on places to park. Carpooling is always recommended!

$3 PARK-IN-THE-CAMPGROUND DIRECTIONS: I-5 or I-805 South to the 54 east, exit Briarwood Road and turn right. Turn left at Sweetwater Road, right on Bonita Road, left on San Miguel Road, left on Summit Meadow Road. Pay at the ranger station and make your second left and a quick right. Follow the road back to the amphitheater.

FREE PARKING, FRONT OF THE CAMPGROUND. THIS WILL REQUIRE YOU TO HOOF IT TO THE ON-IN: I-5 or I-805 South to the 54 east, exit Briarwood Road and turn right. Turn left at Sweetwater Road, right on Bonita Road, left on San Miguel Road, left on Summit Meadow Road. TURN LEFT before the ranger station and park in this lot. This lot will probably fill up fast. Follow the road back to the amphitheater.

FREE SUMMIT PARK PARKING (3218 Summit Meadow Rd, Bonita, CA 91902). THIS WILL REQUIRE YOU TO HOOF IT TO THE ON-IN: I-5 or I-805 South to the 54 east, exit Briarwood Road and turn right. Turn left at Sweetwater Road, right on Bonita Road, left on San Miguel Road, right on Conduit Road, left into the park. Trail will be marked from the parking lot into Sweetwater Summit and to the On-In.

Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/8sLkVJn6T5T2
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/8sLkVJn6T5T2
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
AGM is the day that your shiny new Mismanagement will be revealed at last! Be among the first to know who you'll be heckling for the next 12 months. Remember that you can't give them their first Waxing unless you show up!

Please see below for all the details.



This location was so terrific last year that we are going back down, down, down, down. Cum join us at Sweetwater Summit Regional Park and campground to say adios to TinkerBelch, Shanghai Nipple Torture and Oh Shit! What's That? along with the rest of the current mismanagement with multiple trails, numerous drink checks, and multiple varieties of nectar of the gods from San Diego's finest breweries waiting for you at the On-In. Oh wait, there's more: the day will include a full meal and limited edition giveaways that you won't want to miss.



IMPORTANT NEWS: Since AGM is at a campground, several people have already reserved campsites for the Saturday night before AGM. The campsites around the amphitheater all have RV hookups and can accommodate tents as well. Cum out early on Saturday and hang out under the stars with your fellow hashers and then roll out of bed for the party on Sunday! As an added bonus, the more hashers we have that reserve camping spots also means that we will have less mortals around to complain about the songs and/or body parts we may subject them to. Contact us if you're not sure of which campsites you should reserve. Visit http://reservations.sdparks.org/ to get your spot!

DOGS: While we always need more dogs at the hash, due to both this park being strict and problems with last year, we want NO DOGS AT AGM!

If you want to be part of the 2018 Mismanagement start thinking about it now :)

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