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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, May 19, 2019 10:00am
Hare(s): Goes Down Easy & Scratch My Balls
Address: park & ride I-5 and Gilman Drive , La Jolla
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
The super bloom goes on, a highly pollinated trail in virgin shiggy . Mostly off road: walker, turkey, eagle trails . No PO, but the rattlers are out so leave your doggo at home . Goes Down Easy will be serving up a great lunch.


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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, May 19, 2019 2:00pm
Hare(s): Scratchy
Address: Park & Ride @ I-5 and Gilman Dr. La Jolla
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
It's another double header Sunday . Mostly off road with multitude special checks . Wear your shiggy/jungle clothing


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 20, 2019 6:30pm
Animal Kingdumb (or Queendom)
Hare(s): Mouthful of Clam, Corgi Bear, Strap-on-a-thon
Address: 10 Barrel Brewing Company
1501 E St, San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/jhsJKPxVcpkHhPUp9
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's National Rescue Dog Day! We thought you hounds would like to celebrate the rest of your animal brethren, so we're taking you to see ducks! and elephants! and a whole catcus garden! So slap on those horns, tails, spots, and/or stripes . . . just don't get too close to the zoo.

Trail is a smidge over four miles direct, five if you solve every check.

Trail and On-In are dog-friendly. 10 Barrel is giving us their covered patio. They are also extending happy hour $4 beers from 6pm to 7pm for early comers.


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Full Moon
Full Moon Hash  Around the night of the full moon.   Tuesday, May 21, 2019 6:30pm
Flower Moon
Hare(s): Corgibear and I Shart the Sheriff
Address: 3701 India St, San Diego, CA 92103
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Another moon has waxed and waned, another spring has sprung and the flowers are once again in bloom. Much like our trail, with an on-in you've already been, the same ol'same ol'cheap beer and shiggy you've probably seen.

If you tire of repetition, next time sign up to hare when your GMs ask.

Regardless, come out to Shakespeare Pub to see what we have in store for you. Who knows it might have something new, and you can't miss that.


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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, May 24, 2019 6:30pm
Trashy Prom Night 2019
Hare(s): Whorechata, 99 Problems and Suck My Rocket
Address: 1265 23rd St. SD, CA
Directions: Use a map
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Its that time of year again to don your most trashiest, 80's prom attire and run around SD drunk as a skunk! Skunks don't drink, but Hashers do and that what we're doing on Prom night. There will be a Prom Queef and Prom Cream named. So wear your worst! And Yes, there WILL be food (provided by your local Whore). Bring your condoms and clean out your back seat of your car Because the back is where we...! you know the rest. Expect Shiggy, expect night! So yes to headlamps!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, May 25, 2019 10:00am
Pampered Poodle Run
Hare(s): DNA, La Bufadora, Irish
Address: Torrey Hills Neighborhood Park
4260 Calle Mejillones
San Diego, CA 92130
Directions: Rte 5 Extension to Carmel Mountain Road East to Right on Sorrento Vista Pkwy and Left on Calle Mejillones.
Map Link: https://www.mapquest.com/us/california/t...
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
DNA, La Bufadora, and Irish bring you the Pampered Poodle Run!
Cum one! Cum all! Be careful of Nope Ropes!

Torrey Hills Neighborhood Park! Rte 5 Extension to Carmel Mountain Road East to Right on Sorrento Vista Pkwy and Left on Calle Mejillones.

Walkers can walk around the park. Turkey 4.2 mile. Eagles 6.69 mile. If you miss the cut off up the hill, you will inadvertently do the Super Eagle of 9 miles. 99% off-road. Plenty of Flora and Fauna!


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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, May 26, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin’s 2019 Mammorial Day Run
Hare(s): Pop Rocks & Glitter Tits
Address: 6075 Printwood Street, San Diego, CA 92117
Directions: Park on Printwood Street and then Walk to the South West end of the park. Look for the open field West of the Bathrooms.
Run Fee: 7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Pop Rocks and Glitter Tits will run you thru their childhood stomping grounds. The Shiggy will be awesome and PO FREE!!!

Be sure to bring CASH and ID and a shirt on TRAIL!

It is Memorial Day so be sure to CUM decked out in your best Red, White & Blues and/or silkies.

For food we will be serving typical but awesome Memmorial Day food such as Hamburgers, Baconwrapped Hotdogs, Chicken Boobs, Pasta Salad, Macaroni Salad, Watermellon and grilled veggies for the Vagatarians. ON ON


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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, May 31, 2019 6:30pm
Pirate's & Booty
Hare(s): ManAids & Park N Splash
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: Google Maps will get you there. House is set back down a driveway past another house and away from the street. Parking for six or so cars otherwise park on the street and walk in.
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Aarrrrr¦ Ahoy Wankers! In case ye didn’t be knowing, it’s International Smelly Pirate Hooker Day! So bring your pirates and plenty of booty because today be a day of raping and pillaging the muggle folk of La Mesa and Lemon Grove.

Tis better to be dress for the occasion or be forced to walk the plank. Eye patches, talking parrots, undead monkeys (naughty monkeys get spanked), flint pistols, rusty cutlasses, hook hands, anal hooks, and peg legs (if you’re into pegging) will keep you safe while doing battle against the local inhabitants. Use your Semen’s eye to keep a sharp lookout, XXX may mark the spot.

Trail Hare: ManAids & Park N Splash
Food Hare: TBD (Could be you!)
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave, La Mesa, CA 91941
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Trail Distance 3-5 miles
Eagle & Turkey Option: Yes (Turkey is shorter, flatter)
Shiggy: Yes
Torches: Yes
Dog friendly: Yes but foxtails and an assortment of stickers all around
Notes:

On after will be held on ManAids Island. Gorge yourself on the finest rations offered up by (TBD) and the tastiest grog provided by our beermeister to ensure the scurvy stays at bay. Drink responsibly, crash space available or share an Uber!

Make sure you parley with your mate and request permission to board your fellow pirate or you may get keelhauled by the rest of the crew.

But how do you do this in pirate-speak you ask? See recommendations below – 60% of the time, these work every time:

-Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
-Come on up and see me urchins?
-I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
-Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
-Well, blow me down?

Pirate Trivia:
Bung hole – Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.

Yo ho ho, it's the pirate's life for me!


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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, June 2, 2019 10:00am
Participants Needed!!
Hare(s): Stop the Bus & ArgenTuna
Address: 2302 Sumac Dr, San Diego, CA 92105
Directions: Hollyweird Park
Hare(s): Stop the Bus & ArgenTuna
Hollyweird Community Park

The park doesn't have a good street address, but the entrance to the parking lot is just south of the house at 2302 Sumac Dr.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/tJZKWm6AapDpxhe69
Run Fee: $10 (cheap!)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
== Participants needed!! ==

A study on whether hashers can tell
a hash event from an organ
harvesting scam will take place at
HOLLYWEIRD PARK this Sunday!

ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK!!


{thanks to https://xkcd.com/749/}


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, June 3, 2019 6:30pm
Triple Stripper 1st Anal-versary!!
Hare(s): Stripper Fi and Triple Nipple
Address: The Hole in The Wall
2820 Lytton St
San Diego CA, 92110
Directions: Across the street from Liberty Station. If you see guys in military uniforms you've gone too far!
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
What better way to celebrate our first Anal-versary than with an ABC hash?!? Anything But Clothes!!! Recycle those empty beer boxes, use that duck tape for good and not just those uncooperative dates, or simply hot glue random stuff together. Time to get crafty!! Pintrest has a lot of inspiration!

It is national repeat day, but it will be our last hash in San Diego! So let's party with lots of beer, lots of hot ass, and lots of fun!! Make sure to Lyft, Uber, walk or carpool because The Hole ALWAYS wins!!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 14, 2019 10:00am
SURVIVOR HASH
Hare(s): Micro, Easy, Fluff, SMD & PM
Address: 2686 Root Street, San Diego, CA.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/4hupGhfuQaR2
Thomas Bros: 1249C6
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Do you still watch Survivor? We do!
In celebration of it's 38th season we bring to you Hash Survivor!

Do not miss this epic event! The run will be starting on time so don't be late or risk being sent to the exile island with no beer. Yes there will be tribes, challeneges, buffs and maybe even a patch for those who survive!
BBQ and Pool Party after the hash. Bring swim wear & towel. Absolutely NO GLASS at pool. No dogs. Cats OK.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Friday, July 26, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin Campout
Hare(s): Pop Rocks
Address: Unnamed Road, Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Directions: Take I-10 East to Redlands. Take the University Street exit, EXIT 80. Turn left (northbound) on University Street. Turn right onto E. Lugonia Avenue/SR-38. Continue on State Highway 38 for approximately 22 miles to the campground entrance.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/rx9167JJ5dUuCFPq6
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
More info will be coming..

Campsite URL/Info:
https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233681?fbclid=IwAR0qg_PdRPdJ3qN5KnPulq6gxoiX-6-LSkhI_LEPcUXaL-PKSpHyEArrmfo


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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, July 27, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin Campout
Hare(s): Pop Rocks
Address: Unnamed Road, Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Directions: Take I-10 East to Redlands. Take the University Street exit, EXIT 80. Turn left (northbound) on University Street. Turn right onto E. Lugonia Avenue/SR-38. Continue on State Highway 38 for approximately 22 miles to the campground entrance.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/rx9167JJ5dUuCFPq6
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
More info will be coming..

Campsite URL/Info:
https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233681?fbclid=IwAR0qg_PdRPdJ3qN5KnPulq6gxoiX-6-LSkhI_LEPcUXaL-PKSpHyEArrmfo


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NPR Hash #22 - The Black Moon
Hare(s): Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: TBD
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
The rare Black Moon is a second New Moon in the same month and will rise on Wednesday, July 31, 2019. The next one will not occur until 2022. Wear some black for the trail and plan to drink some stouts and porters. More details to follow.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, August 3, 2019 4:00pm
Red Dress Run 2019
Hare(s): TBD
Address: Mission Brewery
1441 L St, San Diego, CA 92101
Directions: Google
Run Fee: TBT About $50
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get ready for another epic Red Dress Run. Your new Skippers are super excited to put this event on. We will post more to follow. Registration will go up in May sometime.

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