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Full Moon
Full Moon Hash  Around the night of the full moon.   Thursday, April 26, 2018 6:30pm
Stop Being Such A Little Witch (BYOB)
Hare(s): Butt Mitzvah, Ivanna Suckyourcockoff, Tittiephile
Address: 841 Normandy Rd, Encinitas, CA
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
We're doing something a little bit different for this month's full moon hash. We have secured a private on-in with a fire pit thanks to Tittiephile, so this hash will be BYOB but feature an actual full moon during circle. We are still putting the finishing touches on the trail, but come explore northern Encinitas by moonlight.

Butt Mitzvah came to the last full moon hash and was being a whiny little witch, so here we are. If you need some help getting into theme, follow the Run URL link above for an informational article that will get you in the mood while providing a little bit of history.

Your run fee will cover a beer check and down down beer. Please bring any booze that you wish to consume after the run.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, April 27, 2018 6:30pm
The “ I am not a crook. “ trail!
Hare(s): Stick Shift! And maybe friends? We'll see.
Address: Rancho Bernardo, and don't worry pops hasn't done it recently. Final run start location to be announced. Most likely east of the 15.
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Oh how I have missed thee let me recount the ways.........

1.) you're a lot of fun.

2.) you're welcoming and comfortable like an old shoe.

3.) your hare raiser asked me! She asked me!? to lay trail? Did I turn tail?.....

5.) NO! I'll lay trail! I'll do it live!

6.) I'll run you through sticks

7.) all the way to heaven. ( well close enough )

8.) don't be late for our fated date (6:30 fri. Night 4/27/2018 )

9.) No straight line.

Anyway, Friday the 27th I'll be haring for my most favorite mother kennel. We'll be in RB, we'll be running, we'll be drinking, we'll be enjoying company, all very civilized because?..... RB.
Yeah right get ready for a strange and shiggilicious Stick Shift trail!
If your dog is trail capable then doggo friendly if not, your choice. I may have friends I may not. Your favorite Harriett High Beams has offered her kitchen expertise for food so beware. Come one come all for this fine trail of shift and shiggy.

On-on,
stick.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, April 28, 2018 10:00am
Throwback Hash
Hare(s): Tasty, Homie, Outback & Didgeridoo-me
Address: Sikes Adobe parking Lot
12655 Sunset Dr,
Escondido, 92025
Directions: Exit 15 at Via Rancho Parkway and head east, take first right to Sunset Dr, behind the driving range. This is the parking lot across from North County Fair that is the trail head for Lake Hodges.
Map Link: https://Smartphone
Thomas Bros: Smartphone
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
On after: Orfila Winery
13455 San Pasqual Rd.
Exit run start and turn right on to Via Rancho Parkway, go about .5 miles and turn right onto San Pasqual
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Throwback to the good old days when the Turkey trail was 3-5 miles and the Eagle was 5-7 miles. Beautiful scenery and some hidden surprises. Watch out for the wildlife, including snakes, coyotes, bikers and homeless folk. Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end.....but it seems they have.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, April 28, 2018 2:00pm
Easter Beer Hunt
Hare(s): Bleeding Hash Hole
Address: 7060 Miramar Rd #101, San Diego, CA 92121
Run Fee: 3
Pre-lube: Legacy Brewing Tap and Kitchen
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hare(s): Bleeding Hash Hole
Address: Legacy Brewing Tap and Kitchen, 7060 Miramar Rd #101, San Diego, CA 92121
Directions: Follow your map.
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Bring cash/card, ID, and a vessel on trail.

Easter is the celebration when some dude from that place rose again after like, three days? And he like said, he would come again, and he like, totally did, and like, all the girls, like rejoiced and stuff. So I guess we celebrate that dude? AAAND in proper hashing tradition, we celebrate with beer. So like, you guys should like, totally come out. I haven't hared this trail in like, totally a long time. And it was like, a total blast. I'm pretty sure Jesus was like, totally there.

So don your best Easter Bunny or Zombie Jesus or Sexy Jesus or Sexy Bunny or Sexy Bunny Jesus outfits! ITS AN EASTER BEER HUNT AND THE BEER WILL FLOW AND YOU SEARCH FOR IT AND YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD DAMN TIME.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, April 29, 2018 2:00pm
Rubik's Cube Hash
Hare(s): I Shart the Sheriff
Address: 13001 Kirkham Wy, Poway, CA 92064
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/3M1wLyx9cFH2
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
(Shamelessly stolen from another hash page...) This is a Rubik's cube hash. Come dressed in a combo of the 6 colors of the cube: Green, White, Blue, Orange, Yellow, and Red. For instance, wear a green hat, an orange tie, yellow pinafores, a blue evening gown, and a red thong panty. There will be instructions about cubing at chalk talk and on trail. You will be able to get your favorite shirt back, but my recommendation is to bring things you feel comfortable giving to a new home. There will be no talk of how fast you can solve a Rubik's cube. No one wants to hear that... nerd. Bring your ID.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 30, 2018 6:30pm
Real Men Have Fur
Hare(s): Bear Cosby, Chewcocka, Corgi Bear
Address: The Hole In The Wall
Directions: It's the Hole. You've been there many times and this shall not be the last. Uber there, Uber home.
Run Fee: 4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Look out livers, it's Bear's dirty thirty! The obvious choice for a theme was a Birthday Suit run, but we can't do one of those the same week as Beserk. So we're going with the next closest thing to nothing: Fur! Come fuzzy, come bare, come celebrate Bear!

And as if it wasn't already going to be a complete shitshow, we're back at the Hole In The Wall, where our favorite bartender Nino has been missing us big time, so be sure to show him lots of love too!


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Hash Choir Practice
Hare(s): Bimbo By Day & Fat Basque Turd
Address: 3832 Cameo ln, San Diego CA 92111
Directions: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Run Fee: BYO Beer and meat, bring side/snack to share
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Oh cum ye unfaithful
join us or be left out
oh cum ye, the off key
to learn new hash songs
Cum and learn a new song
or one you always sing wrong

oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
there's no room here to roam

Oh cum drink your own beer
there'll be no wine or soda
Oh cum ye, with fresh meat
to lay upon our coals
a dish to share with others
or snacks if that's your druthers

Oh cum to our choir practice
we know how bad your ass is
Oh cum ye, the off key
the circle is yours.


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Stumblefoot
Stumblefoot Hash  The first Thursday of every month.   Thursday, May 3, 2018 6:30pm
Punky Brewster mixed sneakers
Hare(s): Get er Done & Synchronized Titties
Address: Barney Stone Pub
5617 Balboa Ave, San Diego, CA 92111
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/5617+B...
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
123 4...your left right left score.
Cum one Cum all to the most unskilled hare's trail so far.
On the 123rd day of the year the only thing the hares can promise is a mouthful of beer (but that's all we cum for anyway).
So bust out a couple of your favorite trail blazing shoes because today is also the day where you can't wear two of the same shoes.
Channel that inner Punky Brewster and cum to the Blarney Stone so we can stumble through a trail that only halfminded hares could lay.
She is sure to Get Er Done.

Barney Stone Pub
5617 Balboa Ave, San Diego, CA 92111


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, May 4, 2018 6:30pm
May the Fourth Star Wars Hash
Hare(s): Deep Space 69, May I Please Juggle Your Balls, Rush Hour Rub Down, Get Out Of My Sister (GOOMS)
Address: The Juggles Cantina

1265 23rd St
San Diego CA 92102
Directions: Use the Force...

...or 163 south to 10th Ave, left on C St, left on 23rd. Look for wretched hive of scum and villainy on your right
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/dv56ihZGa6Q2
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/ALAY_u8N8slUH9DLMx1l

A long time ago at a runstart far, far away....

It is a dark time for sci-fi loving Hashers. Unemployed after the fall of the Galactic Empire, DARTH VADER has been hired by macro-breweries to force-choke San Diego beer into submission.

His evil plan is to obtain all the brewing equipment ever made in order to assemble the DRUNK STAR: the largest KIRKLAND LIGHT factory the Galaxy has ever seen! Once completed, the Drunk Star will have enough firepower to wipe out all craft beer in a single Green Flash of its Turbo Lasers!

Evading the onslaught of shitty yellow beer is a group of Rebel Hashers that have stolen the secret plans to the Drunk Star...

...but the path to glory is treacherous! In order to stand against Vader and Macro-Beer, they must train hard and prove their worthiness by completing challenges on trail and show that they have what it takes to be called JEDI HASHERS....

Costumes are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, May 5, 2018 8:30am
Berserk Hash- Cinco De Mayo
Hare(s): Circle Jerk, Fuzz, Meso Hyundai, ED
Address: 1951 Carrizo Gorge Rd., Jacumba, CA 91934
Directions: take the 8 east for an hour or so until you hit Jacumba Exit, make a right on Carrizo Gorge Rd, take dirt road to the gate, gatecode is 5511.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/MM6gudDgmhT2
Run Fee: $20 day of run
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The Berserk Hash/Campout is a yearly event at De Anza Springs Resort in Jacumba, CA. Saturday’s trail is over 10 miles through the roughest desert in the heat of the day. Stay Friday and Saturday night and enjoy the resort amenities which include a bar, restaurant, pools, hot tub, karaoke and hundreds of miles of nature trails. All clothing optional!

Meet up at the resort and drive to run start. A turkey trail will be available.


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Sunday, May 6, 2018 9:30am
The Umpteenth Somewhat-Annual Not-Actually-Naked Berserk Ride to Goat Canyon Trestle
Hare(s): Dr.Dive, Burnt Tatas, and a gaggle of partially clothed Berserkers
Address: 1951 Carrizo Gorge Rd, Jacumba Hot Springs, CA 91934
Directions: Head east on I-8 for about 70 miles and take exit 73 for Jacumba. At the stop sign at the exit take a right and then immediately take another right to continue onto the dirt road that is Carrizo Gorge Rd. Park in the shade under the I-8 before the entrance to De Anza Springs Resort.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/W6bWzGCiY462
Run Fee: Free, but bring plenty of water and a snack for the ride, and some booze or bucks for the end.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
This weekend is the Berserk Campout at De Anza Springs nudist resort. Come join us for a Sunday morning mountain bike ride to Goat Canyon Trestle, the longest curved wooden railroad trestle in the world. Leave San Diego early enough to allow for an hour drive and a half hour to setup your bike. Trail is 14 miles out and back alongside the railroad tracks, and never more than a few percent grade, but the trail is a little sandy and passes through several long tunnels, so wide tires and a bike light are highly recommended. Bring plenty of water, a snack, and some booze for either the ride or ending. Be warned that Carrizo Gorge is remote and has no cell reception, so bike tools, spare tubes, and a first aid kit may be useful. Get your pants off and let's ride!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, May 6, 2018 10:00am
¡Cinco de Drinko! Banditos y Señoritas Edition
Hare(s): ManAids, Hot N Ready, Grassy
Address: Chula Vista Boat Launching Ramp
Marina Way, Chula Vista, CA 91910
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Órale you pinche wankers. Time to get Mexican’d up and cruise the mean streets of Chula Juana to see if we can dance battle with some of the local Vatos – West Side Story ain’t got nothing on us! Bring your best MS13, Mexican Donkey show, Annoying whistle guy, Mariachi, or Skanky Senorita outfits and let’s try not to get murdered for celebrating a Holiday misunderstood by the Gringos for more than a century. Hint: It’s not Mexican Independence Day, but who cares!? We have a long history of exploiting other nations holidays for our own debaucherous purposes and we ain’t stopping now!

Guess what? No, seriously, guess! There will be prizes. What? Dios Mio, I must be loco! Prize give-away details during chalk talk and hare lies.

Who dis be:
-SDH3 – The Three Amig-hos! Trail Hares: ManAids, Hot N Ready; Food Hare: Grassy

What I bring:
-$10 Hash Cash
-Cranium lamp
-Chalk
-Shiggy socks
-Fanny pack may come in handy
-Camp chair
-Sun Block
-Rape whistle
-Butterfly knife
-Your dignity (just kidding, leave that $h!t at home!)

When we do dis:
-Sunday, May 6th @ 1000

Where we doin dis:
-Chula Vista Bayfront Park, North of Boat Launch Ramp
-Off the 5 & J St in Chula Vista

Why am I speaking like dis:
-I have no clue, I’m a half-mind

Extra Info:
-Trail is A-A
-Several Turkey-Eagle splits
-Will I get wet? Yes! (if you’re lucky!) But seriously yes.
-Do I need ID? Always! But not on trail.
-Dogs? There are some areas with glass and questionable terrain. The food Hare will be staying in the park, keeping a close eye on our delicious beverages and food, feel free to leave your fur family (with leash) or anything else with him.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 7, 2018 6:30pm
Race-ist 5K/10K
Hare(s): Brick Shithouse & ??
Address: Bluefoot Bar and Lounge
3404 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Corner of 30th and Upas St in North Park
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bluefo...
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Fast and Flat 5K Turkey Trail and 10K Eagle Trail for the racists. Wear your most impressive race regalia.


Link to this Event  View Map North Park Republic Hash    Tuesday, May 15, 2018 6:30pm
NPR Hash #7 - TACOS!
Hare(s): Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Modern Times Tasting Room
3000 Upas St
San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PJZVMrsh5Xx
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Come on out for NPR's seventh run through the hood. It's another Taco Tuesday trail that will feature a tunnel, a taco shop check, and a shitty dive bar check. Still figuring out trail so bringing a dog is up to you but pups are allowed at the On-In. We'll be starting and ending at Modern Times because the Taco Stand is next door and will deliver to the brewery. I'll bring some extra spicy hot sauces for the bravest of you to try. Taco themed apparel is encouraged. TACOS!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, May 26, 2018 10:00am
Swiss's 80th Birthday Hash
Hare(s): Swiss Piss, Good Tail, Ben Herrpees, On Your Knees Bitch with assistance from Black Magic Woman, Fox Twat, Piece of Tail and Nasdick
Address: 1528 Grand Teton Ct., Chula Vista, CA 91911
Directions: I-805 freeway south to Chula Vista. Exit East Orange Ave and turn right. At the second signal turn right on Max Ave. At the next street turn right on Grand Teton Ct. and look for parking. If you get to the Mexican border you've gone to far!
Map Link: https://1528 Grand Teton Cout, Chula Vis...
Thomas Bros: 1330 F4
Run Fee: 6.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come celebrate Swiss Piss's 80th Birthday hash in rural Chula Juana. See what kind of trail an old fart can still lay. Guaranteed virgin shiggy.
Margs, Mimosas and Mexican food will be served.
There will be a giveaway. The Swiss colors are red and white so wear something red and/or white.

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