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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, November 22, 2019 6:30pm
Tu-Tunicorn TaTa Hash
Hare(s): Flying Starfish, Whorchota, and M.C. Pee Pants
Address: End of Richmond in San Diego
Directions: Get to Richmond and Upas, and then go South on Richmond down the hill to the end. Start is at the end of the Richmond cul-de-sac by Balboa Park.
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Please mark your calendars: SDH3 brings you the Tu-Tunicorn TaTa Hash this Nov 22nd!
What to expect? A boob-check filled trail in the *Hillcrest neighborhood.
One of the hares has a friend fighting the good fight and has asked everyone to wear pink for breast cancer awareness (#fuckcancer), purple for a Harriette thats having surgery that day, or your unicorniest outfit.
(Not required to join trail.)
Yes this is a hash on a FriYAY. Please drink responsibly and car pool, order a ride, or take public transport if drinking.#HashersNotDrunkDrivers
Tu-Tus, pink, purple, and unicorn theme outfits encouraged.

Headlamps: encouraged

Walkers: Will have a Turkey-Eagle option

Please see post in FB event for a poll on a charity.

Hashes Tomorrow

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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, November 23, 2019 10:00am
ED and CJ Thanksgiving Run
Hare(s): ED, CJ, Fornication at Elevation and BOYTOY
Address: 12262 Keld Court, San Diego CA 92129
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Run Fee: 6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
ED and CJ Thanksgiving Hash Trail with a guest appearance from Fornication at Elevation (Beautiful Home). Trail is always great (Me), but who cares. We are running either Turkey 4 to 5ish miles two beer checks or Eagle 7ish mile 3 beer checks to get back to Circle for ED's Thanksgiving Lunch.
How can we possibly top that you ask? We are offering the pack BOYTOY's haring cherry. Blame him not me if trail sucks. He is fast as you know. Come out and see if you can snare him. Eagle is going live this Saturday.

Hashes Later This Week

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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, November 24, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin's Turkey Trot
Hare(s): Marco Poleho, Shocka my Proxy, Tinker Belch
Address: 2221 Morley Field Dr
San Diego, CA 92104
United States
Directions: Morley Field Dog Park
Map Link:
Run Fee: $12
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Come on out for Humpin's Turkey Trot! We will be starting our escapades at Morley Field (where the furry 4-legged things run around). Trail will be between 1 and thurkey-nine miles. All uncharted territory 😉

Not only will we be giving you an awesome trail. We will be feeding you the best f#ckin meal you have ever had. That's right! We are giving you a true Thanksgiving din din! Marco and momma Marco will be working in the kitchen and serving you the recipes of many generations of Poleho's. So come on out and share the day with us!

Gobble Gobble

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La Jolla
La Jolla Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, November 25, 2019 6:15pm
Hare(s): Mike, Anita and Sadie
Address: City Front Terrace Condominiums
500 West Harbor Drive
San Diego, CA 92101
Directions: 5 South to Front Street. Proceed to Market then right to State Street. Entrance to the building is Market and State Streets. Check-in at the front desk then proceed to the Entertainment Room (Citrus Room).
Map Link:
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Welcome to LJH3 with a fun romp through downtown San Diego. One trail that is dog and stroller friendly. This is a non-traditional holiday meal cooked up by Executive Chef Sadie. We will have homemade lentil vegetable soup, turkey sandwiches with Bread & Cie bread and cranberry sauce, beautiful mixed salad and pumpkin pie for dessert. Warm indoor ending with fireplace. No chairs please. Dogs ok on patio.

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Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Wednesday, November 27, 2019 8:00pm
12th Anal PreTurkey Pub Crawl
Hare(s): Anal Rose, with his long-lost better half
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Step outside, find the first passer-by, ask them how to get to The Sod. Privately shame yourself for not already knowing.
Map Link:
Run Fee: Free! Buy your hare a drink!
Pre-lube: Pre-lube at the Sod around 7pm, maybe secure a seat! You have to start pretty early if you want to be drunk all night.
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
It's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, the weather is cooling and people are digging their winter coats out of storage. In some parts of the world, anyway. Dust the sand off your flip-flops, put down that dancing hula Santa and stop trying to string Xmas lights on your palm trees. Come out to the TWELFTH anal PreTurkey Pub Crawl and usher in the holidays with your favorite hangover of the year! Just try not to puke into the turkey. Unless you're into that kind of thing. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

This year I would like to re-focus on The Half-Assed Hash's One True Mission: VIRGINS. Bring your hilarious, hot, well connected, witty and rambunctious friends who have been afraid to try Hashing. Introduce them to your other life by baiting them with a benign pub crawl and let them mingle with their new best friends, The Hashers! We're the leaders in debauchery! There's even going to be a trail (of sorts) so you can school them between cocktails. It might even be different from last year's. Or not.


Hashes Later This Month

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, December 1, 2019 10:00am
Sagittarius Birthday Run
Hare(s): Penis Machinist, OJ on the Run, Hooting Beaver, and Tranny Appleseed
Address: Presidio Park, 2811 Jackson St, San Diego, CA 92110

Top of the hill near the restroom.
Directions: Use your google machine.
Map Link:
Thomas Bros: 1268f4
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Cum join us in celebrating Sagittarius birthdays. We will have a flat as it can be trail in San Diego. Trail has Shiggy and multiple drink checks Maybe even a rolling drink check. Featuring rum punch, rum balls, egg nog, and that San Diego traditional Christmas drink Margaritas.

Hooting Beaver will be cooking up some delicious food.

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Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, December 9, 2019 6:30pm
5th Anal Toys for Twats
Hare(s): Aughghgh, Whorechata, Upright, and Stealthboobs
Address: Ken Club
4079 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: 4167 Utah St
Apt 3
Map Link:
Run Fee: Free with Cash or Toy donation
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Hos, Hos, Hos! It’s the most wonderful time of the beer! The 5th Anal Toys for Twats will be bigger and better than ever! Santa Aughghgh has a wonderful set of HO-liday helpers to make this the best one ever. If you been to previous Toys for Twats, you know what to expect. There will be a fun doggo friendly, costume friendly trail with LOTS of holiday lights and multiple drink checks. Then a great On-In with drink specials. Bring your dollars and toys for Toys For Tots, and get raffle tickets for some very naughty prizes. The more you give, the better your chances to get an exciting, titillating, stuffer. Yeah that’s it. Along with other top-notch prizes. All for a great cause. The Marine Corps Toys for Tots Foundation. Last year we raised $4300 and a MCT of toys. I think we can do even better this year. Note, On-In is cash only, Bring those dollas’ Yo!

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, December 14, 2019 7:00pm
Hare(s): SDH3 MM
Address: Boomerangs
4577 Clairemont Dr
San Diego, CA 92117
Directions: Use the Googs
Run Fee: $50-$60 - $70 at the door
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
I'm dreaming of a sparkly Christmas
Just like the ones I haven't known
Where the harriettes all glisten and hashers pukin
In to the porcelain thrown

Happy Holidays everyone! We are getting fancy this year; for a NIGHT AT THE ON ONs! Complete with awards for all the best (read that "worst") hashers through all the land (read that "San Diego County"). It's sure to be a NIGHT YOU WONT REMEMBER!!

Red Carpet entry (pending her consent, of course), paparazzi photo shoot, all you can eat fajita buffet, ceviche, margaritas, ALL YOU CAN DRINK BEER --> ALL NIGHT!! Liquor drinks will be available at Happy Hour Prices all night. Music and a dance floor until we all pass out!

Click on the "HASHY HOLIDAY PARTY" link above to register for the event:

$50 for the first 25 to Sign up
$55 through 10/31
$60 from 11/1-12/13
$70 at the door

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Mission Harriettes
Mission Harriettes Hash    Wednesday, December 18, 2019 6:30pm
11th Anal Tacky Light Tour
Hare(s): Bimbo, Incum Snatch, Maui + other famous mystery hares
Address: CPMA Middle School - 5050 Conrad Ave, SD 92117
Directions: West of 805 off Clairmont Mesa
Map Link:
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Anyone whose run our Tacky Light Tour in the past knows what fun it is & if you haven't, you're in for a real treat! You can bring your kids on trail. Maui's delicious spiked (& non-spiked) Hot Chocolate will be part of the beverage check, as well as your best beers. We'll also have a scrumptious dinner at the on-in.

Wear your tackiest lights on trail and Larrikins, don't steal our trail this year - find another part of town to run your Christmas trail!

Link to this Event  View Map North Park Republic Hash    Thursday, December 26, 2019 6:30pm
NPR Hash #26: Kicking it old school
Hare(s): My Little Pony Keg
Address: Toronado North Park
Directions: In North Park of course!!
Thomas Bros: who are they?
Run Fee: Free - Buy your own damn beer!
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No

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