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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Thursday, September 19, 2019 5:00pm
VBALL THURS - Last Few Weeks
Hare(s): Suck My Rocket Cock
Address: NTC Park Liberty Station
2755 Cushing Rd
San Diego, CA 92106
Directions: Near the parking lot, next to the crumbling yellow building where all the HHHs have ended and also across from Soda and Swine.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Liberty+...
Run Fee: BYOB and $1 for play
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
VBALL Thursday bitches!!! It's the one hash where you actually don't have to do anything besides play half-ass volleyball and drink lots of beer. We only have a few more weeks left of the season before we shutdown until Spring, so if you have nothing better to do or even if you do, cum out to Liberty Station and join VBH3 for some epic, drunken volleyball, and help us finish off the 2019 season.

As always, kids are welcome and virgins are highly recommended!


Link to this Event  View Map “Other” sums it up! Hash    Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:30pm
3rd Anal International Hash Like A
Hare(s): Bearrr Cosby, Dealt It, Felt It, Smelt It, Trrrail Head, Too Fucked To Drrrunk
Address: Hearth House
5505 Jackson Dr
La Mesa, CA 91942
United States
Directions: Yarrr! Me hearties. Hearken ye hearts, for ye wishes be granted. The scurvy hare hath heard ye pleas, and we be bringing ye the THIRD ANAL installment of the now infamous International Hash Like A Pirate Day! As always, we be settin’ sail from the magnificent On-In known as Hearth House(Bar with the pirate on top!) Yer hares have improved on the truly epic trail, to such a degree that some ‘o’ them have exprrrrrressed that they’rrrre bummed they can’t run it theyselves. Many drink checks, lots ‘o’ rum, and all the butchered Welch accents ye can ask for. Really, what more can ye ask for? Yarrr!
Map Link: Ha!
Thomas Bros: Bro; we be pirates, we no got GPS or whatever.
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Shiggy advisory 2~3. Bar is dog friendly, up to dog owners if trail is.


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Iron Rule
Iron Rule Hash  Every other Friday night.   Friday, September 20, 2019 6:30pm
Hare(s): Caro-Lion
Address: Scripps Ranch Community Park
11454 Blue Cypress Dr, San Diego, CA 92131
Directions: I-15 to Scripps Poway Pkwy east to right on Cypress Canyon Rd. to right on Blue Cypress Dr. to park - to the big gazebo.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/jMbgzcUR8GiRUq5f8
Thomas Bros: 32.926460, -117.079214
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Bring flashlight, warm clothes, a lantern if you have one. Dogs on leash in the park.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, September 20, 2019 6:30pm
Storm Area 69
Hare(s): Deep Space 69 and mystery hares
Address: 9800 Willow Creek Rd
San Diego CA 92131
Directions: Get on I-15...get off on Carroll Canyon Rd and head east....turn right on Business Park Ave and right on Willow Creek Rd....look for hashers
Map Link: http://goo.gl/maps/LvzS5bPBcXxPuf9GA
Run Fee: $10...or one strip of gold-pressed latinum
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Calling all Naruto runners, conspiracy theorists, and anyone with green alien fetish...THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE... and by truth I mean BEER!

Sources have told us that there is a TOP SECRET facility right here in our backyard that's harboring alien technology that increases muscle stamina eliminates hangovers, and will send your orgasms into HYPERDRIVE. As hashers we must remember this: He who can hashes a thing, controls a thing....so let's make Mulder and Scully proud and bring this shit back for the hash!

Also: it's dark both in both space and in black ops government facilities so bring a headlamp!


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, September 21, 2019 9:00am
Hashathon & Humpin 25th Anniversary
Hare(s): Super Hares
Address: Rancho Bernardo Community Park
18448 W Bernardo Dr San Diego, CA 92127
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/gEnDJoT8dBUZEWwt7
Run Fee: Early Rego: $30, Day-of $40 ($10/trail)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Hashathon 2019!

Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/hhhh-hash-a-thon

FOUR, yep, you read that right, 4 trails in ONE day!
snacks by Two Midgets-One Table, and dinner by the amazing PopRocks, FOUR CIRCLES, FOUR HASHSHITS, FOUR FRBS!

Trails will be lead by (in no particular order, or perhaps in a very particular order) Clit 101, Grassy Ass, Sticky Dicky, BORT, Nookie Monster, Last Call, High Beams, Pottys All the Time, the Squatchers and/or various mysterious, random, yet still SUPER hares. Trails will be 3-5 miles with an emphasis on 3 mile HUMPIN trails! BRING EXTRAS CLOTHES AND SOCKS and maybe even a flotation device...

**beep.beep.beepbeepbeep.boop** Breaking update!!
Humpin's 25th ANNIVERSARY is the same weekend as HASHATHON!! Double extra reasons to show up and get your badassery on!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, September 21, 2019 10:00am
Wine, Womwn and Song
Hare(s): Knothole, Goes Down Easy, Easy Out
Address: Principe De Tricase Winery
18425 Highland Valley Rd, Ramona, CA 92065
Directions: Take Hwy 67 to Ramona. Turn west at the signal for Highland Valley/Dye Rd. From North County take Highland Valley off of Pomerado in Rancho Bernardo.
Map Link: https://g.page/principeditricase?share
Run Fee: 6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
There will be 3 wineries on trail, Woof n Rose, Kohill, and with their generous cooperation, Principe Di Tricase as our On-In destination. Park by the Christmas trees. We have the shaded patio for the On-In. All wineries have agreed to offer special $1 tastings to those that identify themselves as hashers but be sure to bring larger amounts to purchase bottles. You may be surprised what true hand crafting can bring to a wine. Chili has dog tested the trail. Trail will run backwards and forwards to break up the pack into small more manageable groups and not completely swamp the small wineries. Principe has allowed us to tap our keg, but if you want wine buy it and support local ag.


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HASH LIKE A PIRATE
Hare(s): Synchronized Streaker and Just CharLee
Address: 7272 Manson St.
San Diego, CA 92111
Directions: Park anywhere on Korink or Manson. Trying to beat the heat with an early run but the time might change if needed.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/7272+M...
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
ARRRR!! Ye Lads and Seadogs, summer be over but the fun hasnt sunk to Davey Jones Locker. Lets Splice the mainbrace and forge the streets for an adventure even an Old Salt will enjoy. So Heave Ho and prep yer sea legs for a treasure hunt on land with enough Vitimin C along the way to cure Scurvy. Watch out for the hares running a rig and maybe find some booty.
SAVVY?
(Summer Vacation is over and most of the amazing little hashers are back lets have a back to school bash. Nothing better than a couple days after Talk like a Pirate day than a good ol Scavenger/Treasure Hunt through a neighborhood. With games, tricks, and prizes on trail. Understand?)

Also, there will be an after party to celebrate Synchronized Streakers 8th Birthday with a bounce house, more games and BBQ/Pizza all are welcome to stay for this too.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, September 22, 2019 10:00am
A Romp thru Scripps Ranch Double Header
Hare(s): Magic Queendom, UPW, and Mystery Hare
Address: 11215 Forestview Lane, San Diego, CA 92131
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/Vcrg1GodL1RomFSJ8
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Come to Scripps Ranch and Romp! This Double header trail will include Brunch after the run and, that right, a POOL! Bring your swim suits, towels, and chairs and prepare yourself for a long day of awesome!Be there at 10am sharp!

Humpin Hash will follow at the same location at 2pm Humpin time.

Note: trail is dog friendly but no dogs at the on in.


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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Sunday, September 22, 2019 2:00pm
End of Season Beach Volleyball at Slow Poke's
Hare(s): Bottom Fk and Slow Poke
Address: 2765 Ocean Front Walk, San Diego, Ca 92109
Directions: North corner of Brighton and Ocean Front Walk on the Beach.
Run Fee: 5.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The days are getting shorter. We are having an end of season SDH3 Volleyball at Slow Pokes, It's a BYOB and we'll be ordering Pizza. We'll have the net and a couple of coolers. Come out and play some beach volleyball. The run fee is $5.00 to cover the pizza.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, September 23, 2019 6:30pm
Hare(s): Brick Shithouse, Grassy Ass & Buttchug Ready
Address: Thorn St Brewery
North Park Location
3176 Thorn St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Use the google
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PwEdt3159UEm6zrm8
Run Fee: $4.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
A Shiggylishous romp through the canyons of North & South Park. We promise Virgin Shiggy.

Many beer checks. Grassy will be busy being Grassy. After a few years off Buttchug Ready will be back.

Bring a flashlight. Shiggy socks & Dry shoes might be a good idea too.


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NPR Hash #24 - The Carry Something Silly Run
Hare(s): Flabio
Address: Live Wire Bar - 2103 El Cajon Blvd, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Start by opening your phone...
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/5srv514QZ6WGG5HZ8
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
That's right. Carry or wear something silly on trail. There's a trophy at the on-in for the silliest thing carried on trail. But, you must carry your silly thing with pride. When asked about it, you should respond with reverence about your silly thing.

What should I bring you ask? Anything. Just walk into a thrift store and pick something weird and cheap. Just don't carry anything that can't be brought into a bar, like a live goat or a lead pipe.


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Link to this Event  View Map Tijuana Hash House Harriers Hash    Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:00pm
Cuidado, Piso Mo-jashers!
Hare(s): Type A Hole, Grassy Ass
Address: Parque Aquatico Albercas Vergel
Camino Al Vergel 1,
Alamar, 22110
Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Directions: Notice the early start!

Blue line to the border, cross on foot, grab an Uber or Libre Taxi. Should cost maybe 100 Pesos.

If driving, Otay Mesa crossing may be closer and quicker than San Ysidro.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alberc...
Run Fee: $6 USD; $100 MX for Mexican residents
Trail type: A to A
On after: On-After will be in the water park. Notice the early start! Trying to get back early, so we can spend some time on the slides!
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Notice the early start!

Tijuana Septembers are some of the hottest months, so place on your splashpants, meet us at Albercas el Vergel and get ready to crack those waves!

You're *not* required to buy admission, trail will begin and end outside, in the parking lot. After circle, we'll move in (admission is extra, 180 pesos, about $10 USD) to get lubed up and slippy.

Start is early so we can get back before the park closes at 6pm. Mexican time plus hasher time still applies.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:00pm
National Beer Drinking Day
Hare(s): NIce Pizza Ass
Address: Southwest corner of 60th and University behind Food4Less and next to Genie Car Wash.
Directions: Google is your friend :)
Map Link: http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=7410072
Run Fee: $3.00
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Cum celebrate National Beer Drinking Day. As if we needed another reason to drink beer!! It's also Confucius' birthday....so lets drink and get confused.
Trail is dog friendly as is the on-in.

Bring the usual, a virgin, a vessel, a flashlight, bail money, insect repellent, pepper spray, tazer gun, snake bite serum, leather crop, #2 pencil, baby powder, shrink wrap, 5-Star ping-pong balls, a whoopee cushion, colored post-its, a left handed frying pan, and a compass like the one Jonny Depp had in Pirates of the Caribbean.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, October 5, 2019 10:00am
Oktoberfest Run
Hare(s): Beaver, Likes to Swallow, Caro-lion, Dead Dog
Address: Grass area next to 10085 Rue Chantemar in Scripps Ranch
Directions: #15 onto Pomerado Road in Scripps Ranch, go east to Fairbrook Road, turn right and go up hill to Rue Chantemar, turn right and drive down hill to the grass area.
Map Link: https://smartphone
Thomas Bros: smartphone
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's that time of the year to dust off the beer stein, get out your dirndl or lederhosen and celebrate Oktoberfest. We have two delightful trails picked out, eagle under 7, turkey under 5 and almost all dirt. The lovely Beaver and Swallows will be providing the beer checks while Caro-lion and DD will be providing the trails. Trail shoes are a must. There will be the usual keg toss for both men an women with prizes. We want to thank Mr. Roarke for loosening up the NCH3 purse strings and sending Dead Dog to Munich on an all expenses paid vacation to ensure that NCH3 has a first rate Oktoberfest.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, October 6, 2019 2:00pm
Ginger Run - Run for Your Life! (where the hares chases you!)
Hare(s): Queered for Manding, Red Carpet, Bangkok twat, HVD, Gingersnatch, Octomom, Pink Eye for the Brown Guy, and more!
Address: 12124 Black Mountain Rd Parking
Run Fee: 7
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Prepare for the ultimate ginger / red head run where you are being chased by the hares. Get ready for a shiggylicious trail where you will be converted into a hare if you are caught by the ginger hares. Think tag but with red headed slut shots when you lose.

Plan to drink quickly because you do not want to be left holding the beer when the hares arrive. Because then you will have both problems with a missing soul and a liver in paaaaain. Jk, we already stole your soul ;)

There will be multiple trails and options to out run the pack. This is an A to B run with multiple options to get to the end. Remember the pack chases you, while you follow a few hares, if they catch you then prepare to drink like your life depends on it.

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