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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Thursday, July 18, 2019 5:00pm
VBALL THURS!!! - Longer Days
Hare(s): Suck My Rocket Cock
Address: NTC Park Liberty Station
2755 Cushing Rd.
San Diego, CA 92106
Directions: Near the parking lot, next to the crumbling yellow building where all the HHHs have ended.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Liberty+...
Run Fee: $7 for keg and play or BYOB and $1 for play
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's the peak of the summer so let's take advantage of the extra daylight and play as many games as possible. Plus it's the one hash where you actually don't have to do anything but half-ass play volleyball and drink lots of beer. So if you have nothing better to do or even if you do, cum out to Liberty Station and join VBH3 for some epic, drunken volleyball.

As always, kids are welcome and virgins are highly recommended!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, July 19, 2019 6:30pm
It's a Hashy Comic-Con Run!
Hare(s): Peso-per-view, Stop The Bus, Argentoona, Dogfish
Address: 2827 Presidio Dr, San Diego, CA
Directions: In Presidio Park just east of the intersection of Taylor St and Presidio Dr. Use the google map link and look for Screaming Hashers in costume.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aiL9CLfuqJV5g4T4...
Run Fee: $10 + $5 for trolley
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
Cum out to this year's Comic-Con Hash!! Sooo ready to see everyone in their dominatrix gear, or cosplay, whatever! Enter our best cosplay/costume/alternate ego contest.

We will meet in Old Town and take the trolley to somewhere near the fun, where trail takes off. You will need an extra $5 for the trolley r/t fare. Or even better, trolley to the start - the $5 day rate gets you all the trolley you want for the day. Bring your ID/add'l cash for trail just in case.

Kid-friendly start, trail, and on-in/food. The circle not so much. Dogs okay at the Caltrans lot, but not the trolley.

Of course the Hash discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought, but Dogfish is set to serve up his usual unbeatable eatables. Nom-nom!


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Diaper Rash
Diaper Rash Hash    Friday, July 19, 2019 6:30pm
It's a Hashy Comic-Con Run!
Hare(s): Peso-per-view, Stop The Bus, Argentoona, Dogfish
Address: 2827 Presidio Dr, San Diego, CA
Directions: In Presidio Park just east of the intersection of Taylor St and Presidio Dr. Use the google map link and look for Screaming Hashers in costume.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aiL9CLfuqJV5g4T4...
Run Fee: $10 + $5 for trolley
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
See the SDH3 event for details. Joint SDH3-Diaper Rash event.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, July 20, 2019 10:00am
Punch Drunk Run
Hare(s): Cums With Scissors, Nine Inch Turkey
Address: 5222 Lovelock st.
San Diego ca 92110
Directions: driving south: 5 to Sea World Dr. / Tecolote exit, turn left over the freeway, right on Morena, right on Sherman, right on Lovelock.

Driving North: see above

Driving West: 8 to Morena Blvd. left on Sherman, right on Lovelock.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/5222+L...
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Does “punch” refer to the spiked drink or being punched in the face and staggering around as if drunk? Come find out on this randy romp around Linda Vista. Shiggy, urban shiggy, streets, and sidewalks…all surfaces will be explored. BONUS: Super secret special on after to be announced. Dogs ok on trail, but must be on leash at the on-in. Hope to see you all on Saturday. On-on


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TJH3 #89 Pre-Tijuana Half Marathon Hash
Hare(s): Shrimp Skanky & Grassy Ass
Address: Clamatos la 20
Av. de Las Americas Ote. 315, 20 de Noviembre, 22100 Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Directions: 1) Carpool with various across the border
2) Park at border or other trolley stop, cross, then take a CHEAP Uber to start.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/bFh1Fq9uLuurDK3P7
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A prime
On after: Hotel La Mesa pool! Bring a bathing suit. The hotel also has a bar.
https://goo.gl/maps/CAAcDHmKNjzdgFYe7
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Hares Away at 3:45pm
Pack Away at 4:00pm

Bienvenido, Putas y Potos! Make the TJ hash your last warm-up run before race day. If you're not running the half marathon, do TJH3, stay at the hash hotel Saturday night, then support hashers by helping run the beer check in the morning.

Hash Hotel: Hotel La Mesa. Saturday, July 2 (1 Night)
HotelLaMesaTijuana.guestreservations.com

Bring money for bar and taco truck on trail. Have a swimsuit for the ON AFTER hotel pool.

More information about the FREE Tijuana Half marathon here. Sign Up!
https://www.facebook.com/events/301066697490069/
https://register.chronotrack.com/r/50281

Contact Grassy Ass if you have more questions about the Saturday's trail, the race, the drink check or the hash hotel.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin' Erections
Hare(s): Clit 101. Suck my Rocket Cock, Anal Rose
Address: On the internet or at any H4 Hash through July 21
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Have you attended six Humpin' Hash events in your lifetime? Have you attended at least one Humpin' event since last year's camp out?
If you believe you are eligible to vote, please click on this link to place your vote. Your erections committee will bring hard copies of this ballot to the all Humpin' Hashes through July 21, but it is really easier for us if you follow the link.
Please vote only one time.
We will review the spreadsheet to make sure all who have voted are eligible. If you have any questions about erections, please address your inquiries to Clit-101, Suck my Rocket, or Anal Rose.
https://forms.gle/CoMCKsQtoaQ93SKr8


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:00pm
The End is Nigh
Hare(s): Synchronized Titties
Address: 3899 Pendiente Ct, San Diego, California 92124 (really the end of Pendiente) Alternate start will be Tierrasanta Recreation Center, 11220 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92124
Directions: If Parking is a no-go on Pendiente street then the alternate start will be the Recreation center, hopefully kids will kinda be cleared out by circle...
Run Fee: 7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
With PRIDE GET A LIFE WEEK over and HUMPIN CAMPOUT just days away lets burn through some of those empty calories so we can replace them with more!!!! This will be the last regular Sunday hash before new MM takes over to make things worse. Who knows, maybe there will be more chariot riding (auto hashing) to the on-in. For In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete. Drawn only to be washed away. For the time that I've been given, I am what I am.(Five Finger Death Punch).

Cum join the debauchery one last time for a few miles of shiggy, sun, and satisfying sustenance. Of course there will be plenty of drink checks (jello shots) and I may even be persuaded into picking up another slim/sixth barrel of Cali Creamin for your quaffing pleasure.

Trail, like some of you, wont be hard or that long but it will still be hot and danger noodles are out so be careful with the four legged hashers.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, July 22, 2019 6:30pm
Haring Is Scary! (aka Pickup Hash)
Hare(s): Weird Al Spankabitch, BattleTwats, and YOU!
Address: Alibi La Mesa
5286 Baltimore Dr, La Mesa, CA 91942
Directions: Take the 8 East. Use exit 12. Make a left onto Baltimore. Alibi La Mesa will be in the strip mall on your left.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/9iAAmyHv2J3vyqBd7
Run Fee: 4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Never hared before? Hare-curious but afraid of the logistics? We've taken care of the most difficult part of haring (on-in and beer checks) so you don't have to.
Show up, get picked at random, and we'll give you a map and flour. If the hare gets snared, whoever snares becomes the hare and gets 5 minutes of lead.
Weird Al will be an optional flour sherpa if you want a more experienced hand, or you can do it yourself and show us how it's done!

Dog-friendliness is uncertain, as we won't know trail until we get there.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Friday, July 26, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin Campout
Hare(s): Pop Rocks
Address: Unnamed Road, Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Directions: Take I-10 East to Redlands. Take the University Street exit, EXIT 80. Turn left (northbound) on University Street. Turn right onto E. Lugonia Avenue/SR-38. Continue on State Highway 38 for approximately 22 miles to the campground entrance.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/rx9167JJ5dUuCFPq6
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
More info will be coming..

Campsite URL/Info:
https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233681?fbclid=IwAR0qg_PdRPdJ3qN5KnPulq6gxoiX-6-LSkhI_LEPcUXaL-PKSpHyEArrmfo


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, July 27, 2019 2:00pm
Humpin Campout
Hare(s): Pop Rocks
Address: Unnamed Road, Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Directions: Take I-10 East to Redlands. Take the University Street exit, EXIT 80. Turn left (northbound) on University Street. Turn right onto E. Lugonia Avenue/SR-38. Continue on State Highway 38 for approximately 22 miles to the campground entrance.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/rx9167JJ5dUuCFPq6
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
More info will be coming..

Campsite URL/Info:
https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233681?fbclid=IwAR0qg_PdRPdJ3qN5KnPulq6gxoiX-6-LSkhI_LEPcUXaL-PKSpHyEArrmfo


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 28, 2019 10:00am
Tunnel Vision
Hare(s): Team Amazeballs
Address: cul-de-sac at South end of Murphy Canyon Drive
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
Join Team Amazeballs as we take you up and down some steep hills and in and out of some deep holes.

Trail will be about 4.5 miles for turkey and we have a 5.8 eagle trail with extra drink check.

If you haven't done one of our trails before, let me be clear, YOU WILL NEED A HEADLAMP.

This trail's going to be physically challenging and we're concerned about safety, so please don't pre-lube too much and save the safety checks until the on-in. We may have a chicken work around for the craziest parts if feasible


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NPR Hash #22 - The Black Moon
Hare(s): Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Beerfish
2933 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/o7gMGxBFuAkV6Xw17
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
The Black Moon is a second New Moon in the same month and will rise on Wednesday, July 31, 2019. The next one will not occur until 2022. Wear black in honor of this rare occurrence. There will be one hosted dark beer check and at least one bar check. Remember that NPR hash is free so bring money and ID on trail. We might end at Beerfish or a nearby bar depending on who is less crowded.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, August 2, 2019 6:30pm
Pretty in Pink
Hare(s): ButtHurt, Whorechada, Runs like the Winded and more
Address: 4005 Taylor St, San Diego, CA 92110
Directions: Old Town Trolley Station. In the parking lot under the freeway. On-In is the hole
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/DUkU7Qwy8Ck4jKsG9
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Pretty in Pink!!!! Come out and don your best pink attire. You're in for a delicious pink treat of epic proportions! What better way to get ready for red dress than to get yourself a massive hangover from the on-in at the World Famous HOLE! Trolley or uber to this one as the hole always wins


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, August 3, 2019 4:00pm
Red Dress Run 2019
Hare(s): TBD
Address: Mission Brewery
1441 L St, San Diego, CA 92101
Directions: Google
Run Fee: TBT About $50
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get ready for another epic Red Dress Run. Your new Skippers are super excited to put this event on. We will post more to follow. Registration will go up in May sometime.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 5, 2019 6:30pm
$2 Make You Holla
Hare(s): Anal Rose, Ecuawhore, Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Trolley Barn Park
1943 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/vP8DyJ7Mk1863tYAA
Run Fee: $2
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Has the hash gotten too expensive for you poor hashers? Back in our day, Larrikins only cost $2! Us crotchety old timers have decided that inflation be damned. We're haring a cheap ass $2 trail. What do you get for two whole dollars you ask? Shitty, maybe cold, beer on trail and more cheap down-down beer at a neighborhood dive bar. Just like old times! You'll also get a pretty decent trail with shiggy and some decent views of our fine city. Just stay off our fucking lawn along the way! The On-In will also be a surprise like back in the day. We hope to see you there, you cheap bastards.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, August 10, 2019 2:00pm
1st Anal RoShamBo Hash
Hare(s): Your Beautiful GMs plus sexy volunteers
Address: 4993 W Mountain View Dr
Directions: Drive to Baby Huey's place. Do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/9nNS1BKNRWc2PGqs9
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hashers and Harriettes, are you sick and tired of running trails that end with you feeling like you just got somewhere? When you get to the On-In, do you feel like you actually accomplished something? Well get ready for San Diego's newest annual event: RoShamBo!

Does your usual trail always have you moving in one direction? So one-dimensional! Every single place you go is someplace you haven't even been to yet, HOW LAME?! Try RoShamBo!

One out of two GMs think RoShamBo is the greatest idea ever! Learn new marks, gain invaluable prizes, come home the winner you know you think you are! Drink until your face LIT-ER-ALLY falls off and we have to rush you to the face surgeon.

This brain child has actually been tested and it is now a NATIONAL HOLIDAY in other parts of the country. It is BRAND NEW to San Diego and you will kick your own ass if you miss it.

With RoShamBo, your trail woes will melt away like this morning's sobriety. RoShamBo!!

-Honors,
Anal Rose


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, August 18, 2019 2:00pm
Sixteenth Anal Blonde Bimbo Hash (SWEET 16 & LEGALLY BLONDE)
Hare(s): Nookie Monster, Dublin Down, Clit 101 and Mystery Blonde Bimbos (BORT and Sticky Dicky)
Address: MISSION BEACH, 2765 Oceanfront Walk (Slowpoke's House)
Directions: Park in the Mission Beach Parking Lot South of Roller Coaster and walk South
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/32.76916...
Thomas Bros: 1267 H4
Run Fee: 12
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Blonde Beer Kegs Tapped at 2pm
Wear a blonde wig and something outrageous (you may win a prize!). Even if
you're hungover from partying Saturday night and still have last nite's clothes on, just
cumm for the multiple, Orgasms Guaranteed, Blonde Bimbo drink checks.
A great time to be had by all. (Includes Dinner by AllTurdBoy) Link to Flyer: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AodRBVX1Eow-xjcHNcNozqCOngu2
Huh? What time is it??? BEERTIME!!
Blonde Blonde Blonde, Blonde Blonde Blonde,
Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde.......!!!!!!!

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