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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Thursday, July 20, 2017 6:30pm
Thurs. VBall AGAIN!
Hare(s): Dogfish
Address: Liberty Station
2755 Cushing Rd., San Diego, California 92106
Directions: Near the parking lot, next to the crumbling yellow bldg. where the HHHs have ended.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Liberty+...
Run Fee: 0 or $6 if you want access to keg
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Mmm; will Dr. D. be hauling bev.s? Will he and I get on over to Green Flash to double the volume at the same price? Will all participating have a blast as usual?


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, July 21, 2017 6:30pm
Comic-Con Hash Run
Hare(s): Stop the Bus, Argentoona, Peso Per View, Ginger Snatch, Cuntul Floss & Just Jenni
Address: South end of Presidents Way next to Graffiti Bridge.
Directions: Same location as last year. Off of Park Blvd, across the street from Balboa Park, in the South/West side of Presidents Way.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/32%C2%...
Run Fee: $9 for Hashers, $4 for kids 2+, kids under 2 free.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Attention, Attention, Attention!!!!
SDH3 and Diaper Hash have teamed up for this year's Comic-Con Hash!! Cum out in your favorite Cosplay, Comic character, Super Hero, or just a good 'ol tutu for this event.
Because we are not cool enough for them, miniHashers will have a circle of their own, with their straight outta of a juice box drinks & cool food made by the one and only Dogfish...they even get their own trail!!! Hashers, if you want to go on their trail you better play it cool.
Did I mention a miniHasher is haring???
You cannot miss this year's Comic-Con run!!!
ON-ON *Peso*


Hashes Later This Week


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, July 22, 2017 10:00am
ED and CJ are at it again
Hare(s): ED, CJ and Fornication at Elevation
Address: 12262 Keld Court San Diego, CA 92129
Directions: Rancho Penasquitos area
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/12262+...
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Hear Ye Hear Ye
ED and CJ are at it again for all you wankers. To many of you made it back from Berserk a few weeks ago. So we will try it again. This trail will make The Journey to the Center of the Earth look like childs play (Just Kidding). Actually this trail will be a scenic runners trail that all ages should love. To be honest, I think Turkeys could probably handle the extra mileage of Eagle if they desire. We dropped Faliure this time for a beautiful Harriette Fornication at Elevation who has opened her Bosom, I mean doors to all us Half minds. Trail will be A to A from her house. There is a pool so bring your swim gear (This is not Berserk so clothing is not optional). I leave for Hawaii next week to be a racists. ED will be cooking up some yummy island theme food (Who cares about trail when he is cooking?). FYI: The sweet nectar of the Gods will be on trail and Circle. However, ED is going back into the lab to make some type of alcohol concoction for trail.
Side note: Blue is a loveable dog, but is very protective of his home. Please no dogs at Circle.


Link to this Event  View Map Humpin & LBH3/OCHHH Hash    Saturday, July 22, 2017 2:00pm
117 BEER CHECKS
Hare(s): Ben Dover, Splitting Adams, Hairy Twatter, Designer Stud, Tastes Like Home, High Beams, Intercourse With A Horse Of Course, Speedophile, Butt BrokHer, EZ & The Dork Knight
Address: Hosp Grove Park, COTU
The area off Jefferson St.
Parking Address:
1818 Marron Rd #104, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: ***PARKING!!*** Please park at Club Pilates or BKK Thai and walk to the park.
Run Fee: $25
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
If you have never done this, there are 117 beer checks!! Yes it is possible, only your livers will regret it!! As you know Humpin is The Unstoppable Fist & can make anything worse & they will!!
Humpin H3 combined with some LBH3/OCHHH hashers will provide you with dinner, munchies, an awesome patch for you patch whores, and more beer than you can drink with your rego.

Paypal your rego to paypal.me/dmntd23. Use Friends & Family option so it's free and please leave your hash name in the notes or we won't know who paid!!

Or make check payable to:
Jennifer Wood
311 Main St #7
Seal Beach, CA 90740
***If you are sending me a check, please do not use hash names on the envelope as it is my office.

Hash Hotel is Motel 6 Carlsbad Village Drive. Make your own reservations.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 23, 2017 2:00pm
117 Beer Checks Hangover Run
Hare(s): Thumbs Up Bums Up, Bayou Butt Slut
Address: Hennessey's Tavern
2777 Roosevelt St, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/bEcRvk8FJqs
Run Fee: 7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
A harriette borrows her dad's T-bird to do a little hashing with her two friends, but they run out of fuel unexpectedly, and must stop in COTU! They arrive on the California coast, where they have fun and a few close encounters with some guys. One of the guys, Bayou Butt Slut, who just wants to run and drink bier, is being threatened with condemnation of his beach house unless he puts some money into repairs. The Harriette babes offer to enter the bikini contest with their way-out designs to try and win the money he needs, but they are hampered by Howdy Do Me who will stop at nothing to win!!

Want to find out what happens!? Then cum one cum all to the 117 Beer Checks Hangover Run, presented by the Humpin Hash House Harriers. Things you may need for the trail are a swimsuit, a towel, some sun lube to share, and optionally cash on hand for a bar stop or two.

On-On

UPDATE: see the new run start location. Hennessey's Tavern in Carlsbad!!


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, July 24, 2017 6:30pm
The Camel Toe Run
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio, Intercourse with a Horse Of Course, and NOT Haleys Cockit
Address: 6065 Fairmount Ave, San Diego, CA 92120
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Team Swinging Horse Cockless brings you another wonderful trail through Grantville. We have lost Haleys Cockit to the kennels of the Pacific North West, but that won't stop this team from laying a shiggy filled trail, full of fun obstacles like the San Diego river, and a plethora of hedonistic hooch to consume on trail. Wear your tightest or most revealing running clothes to celebrate Don Julio's favorite toe.


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Green Flash
Green Flash Hash  The fourth Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, July 25, 2017 6:15pm
Run # 72
Hare(s): Intercourse w/ a Horse, of Course! Speedophile
Address: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Intercourse w/ a Horse of Course, with special super star guest hare Speedophile will do our best to find you some interesting trail for one and all. Haleys Cockit showed me a few of his favs that might warrant dusting off.
thanks to Horsey for volunteering to hare and Dogfish for cooking again. remember to keep your dogs on leash in the brewery and no chairs allowed.


Hashes Later This Month


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, July 28, 2017 6:30pm
There Will Be Hooters
Hare(s): Kilt Whisperer and Pablo Pisscobar
Address: You Did Your Best's Casa
3477 Aveley Place, Clairemont, 92111
Directions: Street parking is available but limited. Best to find a DD and carpool.
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Hooters, tatas, fun bags, whatever you like to call those tig ol'bities, you know TECOLOTES!!! Hoot...hoot...hoot...Cum on out for a fun run through the infamous canyons of Clairemont. I do hope you get to see owls...I mean hooters on trail! Bring your shiggy socks and change of shoes if your clumsy or just distracted easily by owls...I mean hooters. Trail is roughly 5-6 miles with a few easy water crossings. Food will be provided by our gracious host. Dogs are welcome at the on-in but highly advised off trail (some busy roads and steep terrain). Don't forget a chair and vessel! On-On!


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Saturday, July 29, 2017 10:00am
Loopy Loop
Hare(s): dbi
Address: The Waterfront Bar & Grill
2044 Kettner Blvd, San Diego, California 92101
Run Fee: tbd
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get your tires pumped and your liver primed , it's time to go around the bay again . this time we'll start by crossing on the ferry and then looping the bay back to downtown . multiple drink checks and bar stops and maybe a new brewery or 2 . for those of you that get tired there are trolley options at the 10 mile mark if you want to cut out . bring cash and ID ON ON !


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Saturday, July 29, 2017 6:30pm
Loopy Loop
Hare(s): dbi
Address: The Waterfront Bar & Grill
2044 Kettner Blvd, San Diego, California 92101
Run Fee: tbd
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get your tires pumped and your liver primed , it's time to go around the bay again . this time we'll start by crossing on the ferry and then looping the bay back to downtown . multiple drink checks and bar stops and maybe a new brewery or 2 . for those of you that get tired there are trolley options at the 10 mile mark if you want to cut out . bring cash and ID ON ON !


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 30, 2017 10:00am
F* the Trail, ED is Cooking Hash
Hare(s): Thumb & Thumber (T&T) and Electile Dysfunction (ED)
Address: Marcy Park
Directions: 52 to Regents Rd to Pennant, to Stressmenn to Marcy Park.
Map Link: https://Google Marcy Park
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
T&T and ED (coupla North Country types) team up to bring SDH3 a nice little run through the canyons of UC and some great Sunday grub. It's going to be hot and humid thanks to hurricane Eugene, but luckily Marcy Park has a lot of shade and cool breezes.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 30, 2017 2:00pm
Speedo's Jeado Run
Hare(s): Speedophile, Horsey, and Bromance Pledges
Address: TBD
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
After more than 100 (or just 4) suggestions, I have finally caved in and decided to create a Jeado Run. Yes, everyone should wear a Speedo and you should most definitely try to wear a Jeans Speedo. No one will be turned away of course, but everyone wearing a JEADO will be recognized for standing apart from the everyday mundane speedo wearing hasher. This hash is most definitely going to be at the beach for most of it and it will most definitely attract the attention of all the muggles so be prepared to strut your stuff and have some fun! We will get the location our as soon as we can! RAs better start their little whispers to Gispert to make sure the weather is good and warm.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, July 31, 2017 6:30pm
Tinker, Shaka, Little Star (fish)
Hare(s): Flying Starfish, Tinker Belch, and Shaka by Proxy
Address: Offshore Grill
2253 Morena Blvd
San Diego Ca 92110
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The hippie love wagon that is Tinker and Shaka have asked the starfish to copilot this crazy trail into your favorite fairy tail meets summer of love. This is all about a good time because we love you all! The Offshore Tavern reserves the back room for the pack so its like we have the place to ourselves. Being so close to the water combined with Summer weather there may be the potential to get wet. The bar and trail will be dog friendly. We are hoping to preview some all San Diego patches to raise money for the InterAm suite. Details to cum!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, August 4, 2017 6:30pm
Redwood Village Idiot
Hare(s): Nice Pizz'a Ass
Address: Parking lot behind Food4Less and Genie Car Wash at 60th and University.
Directions: Get to University and College and it's one block west of College on University
Map Link: http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=7106553
Run Fee: Still 9 bills
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Not very many chairs at the on in, just in case you really need to sit....might want to bring one.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Friday, August 11, 2017 6:00pm
Larrikin's 2017 Campout
Hare(s): CLH3 MM
Address: Balneario Las Palmas
La Mision, MX
Run Fee: $69 until June 2
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Curiouser, and curiouser!! Was that a rabbit in a waistcoat? With a watch?! Follow the white rabbit and you'll invariably end up in some kind of nonsensical land. For Larrikins 2017 campout, we shall re-invade that wonderfully, nonsensical Wonderland called Mexico. We are going back to Balneario Las Palmas in La Mision, MX. Will you come as Alice, the caterpillar, a herd of Cheshire cats, or the Queen of hearts? The costume ideas are endless, and I daren't wonder at the white rabbit references.

Registration is all inclusive. You get a lovely camping spot, food, booze, 3 trails, games, blurry memories, blurry mammories, a pool, showers, and a chance to watch, or participate in MM turn over. All within 1/4 mile of the beach.

On to the particularly particular points.

Registration Opens April 1st (No fooling!)
Catch the White Rabbit, April 1-June 2: $69
Fall Down the Rabbit Hole, June3-July 28: $89
Play croquet with the Queen, July 29-Aug 10: $109
http://ezregister.com/events/20194/

Bus + Naked Bus
$40 per person, limited to 90 people.
Buses leave from Casa Guadalajara in Old Town.
https://goo.gl/maps/eooU5FrDz2A2
Buses arrive at 4PM, and will be leaving as soon as they’re full. (Last bus leaves at 5PM!! This is not hash time, but actual real people time. Don’t be late, or you’re on your own.)
Buses will be loaded with various forms of alcoholic enjoyment, included in the bus rego. The buses are the suggested method of transportation, as there is not much parking at the campsite.

There are FOUR(4) bungalows available. Bungalows have a full bathroom, including shower, bunk beds, & one full size bed. (Pics to follow.) These will be done via silent auction, please message either High Beams or Horsey with your bid. The 4 highest bids win. Great for sharing with close friends, or setting up your own sex dungeon.


Taking a page from last years MM, get your SENTRI pass now!!!
https://goes-app.cbp.dhs.gov/goes/


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 14, 2017 6:30pm
Bromance, Bikinis, and Board Shorts Run
Hare(s): The Original Bromance: Shocka, O'Brother, Fingerbang
Address: 3065 Mission Blvd,
San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: It's the parking lot on the east side of Mission Blvd, across from the roller coaster.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/wAaMLGaWEBA2
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Put on your bikinis or board shorts because the Original Bromance is going to make you wet once again with a fun run around Mission Beach. Trail is just over 3 miles if you swim and slightly less if you decide to skip it. We'll have a boat to ferry your shit across the water but don't bring too much on trail. This will be the first run for the new mismanagement so stick around at a great On-In to watch the sunset and the shitshow. Trail will be A to A so you can change and then a short walk to the On-In.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, August 20, 2017 2:00pm
Shignasty II
Hare(s): Dolly Barter, Jacuzzi Douche Me
Address: Sefton Field
2505 Hotel Circle, San Diego
Directions: We'll meet to the right of the Little League fields.
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
Bring your shiggy socks, a change of clothes, a first aid kit and your swim suit! This trail was a serious contender for trail of the year in 2015-2016. Those of you who were there on that epic rainy day after Pride know this trail should not be missed! Shiggy, swamps, fences, homeless, skinny dipping... a true Humpin trail.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, August 26, 2017 2:00pm
Let's Get Wet and Wild Hash
Hare(s): Trail Head and Too Fucked to Drunk
Address: 8496 Chloe Ave La Mesa, CA 91942
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Cum and get wet and wild at this pool ending hash! Be prepared to get wet on trail as well as at the ending, so dress appropriately (or not!). Bring your rafts and pool toys for the end and cum ready to get wet and wild at this summer ending hash.


Link to this Event  View Map Trolley Hash Hash    Saturday, September 2, 2017 1:00pm
The Green Line
Hare(s): Several Kennels
Address: Old Town Transit Center
4009 Taylor St
Directions: Look for Hashers in the shade in the West Parking Lot
Map Link: https://binged.it/2tDaHNj
Run Fee: $15 + $5 Trolley pass
Trail type: A to Z
Dog friendly: No
Notes:


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, September 23, 2017 3:00pm
Red Dress Run
Hare(s): Some of the best of San Diego
Address: 2901 Nimitz Blvd, San Diego, CA 92106
Run Fee: $40 until July 31
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Another whacky zany fun filled afternoon in Red. Sign up early this will sell out. See link above for all details.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, October 21, 2017 8:00am
Humpin Hashathon
Hare(s): Humpin Super Hares
Address: TBD
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Once again the Humpin Hash will host their anal 4 trails in one day. This is here for you to save the date. More information will come soon with location and cost, but plan on making it this day for the Hashathon.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Wednesday, November 22, 2017 8:00pm
10th Completely Anal Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl
Hare(s): That which, by any other name, would still smell as sweet. And a droid.
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Reach down into your pocket, avoid the genitalia (just this once, it won't kill you), pull out your iPhone and look it up yer damn self
Run Fee: FREE! (Mexico will pay for it)
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
On the first year of the Half-Assed Hash Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl, two Hashers set forth on a promise to hare a trail not easily forgotten. The pack was not led astray, and the trail was filled with merriment and delight the likes of which no mere mortal could withstand. Alas, the pack got too drunk to remember the brilliant occasion.

But all was not lost! The very next year the hares tried again, thwarting sobriety and virginity with each passing step. This time the collective memories of the inebriated Hashers were not to be lost, and the promise of an annual event ensued. On the fifth consecutive year, in commemoration for the endurance of such a fanciful Hash feat, patches were distributed to the masses. As sure as one can never underestimate the power of free shit at the Hash, the tale of the Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl was sealed in Hash Legend.

What glories and wonders await the pack as they embark on this TENTH celebration??
Lubrications, libations and dilations!
Loose women! Hard men! Questionable morals abound!
Long lost and far away Hashers resurfacing for drunken revelry!
And yeah, there will probably be more free shit, too.

Cum help smash records and challenge logic on this tenth anal-versary!

Oh, and make sure you have a sober way home. No one wants Johnny Law contacting next of kin this holiday season.

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