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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, September 3, 2017 12:00pm
Hare(s): Current and Former Humpin' RAs
Address: Jello Shooter Park, corner of Laguna and State in The 92OO8
Directions: I-5 to Carlsbad Village Dr. Right on State, go a few blocks to Laguna, park, and look for the bust of Cleopatra. Or... take the Coaster or Amtrak and walk a couple blocks there.
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Run Fee: $15
Pre-lube: Mas Fina Cantina, State Street, a couple blocks from the park.
Trail type: A to A
On after: G? Karaoke at the Wrinkle Room? Who knows.
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen, Hashers and Harriettes: It's the XV (plus or minus II or III) annual R*nning of the Togas in Carlsbad!

There will be bar stops. Hail Caesar!

There will be multiple drink checks. Hail Caesar!

There will be roman around the streets, trails, beaches, bars, parks, churches, schools, bars, retirement communities, and bars, as we pillage this peaceful Village By The Sea. Hail Caligula!

Did we mention something about there being about VII to X drink checks? Hail John Belushi in a bedsheet!

Something something something about boobies. Hail Cleopatra!

Yes, you too can channel your inner John Belushi, Caligula, or Cleopatra, or simply slip into a pillowcase for added popularity.

There will be games and feats to accomplish on trail, but probably not chariot races, as Bigboxicus Maximus will confiscate CJ's Costco card if tries to return 5 heavily damaged office chairs again.

Lunch you'll love will be provided during trail, snacks you'll totally forget provided after.

Kegs to be tapped at 12, hares away at 12:30, and we'll get you back to Jello Shooter park before the mosquitoes attack after dark.

Bring an ID on trail and maybe a few $$ more if you see other bars you just can't resist.

Dogs OK on trail, but not allowed on beaches or in bars. Damn. Gave it all away. Hares gonna get snared.


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