Thursday, May 4, 2017 6:30pm
May the Schwartz be with you, 20 years of Spaceballs
Hare(s): No Means Gnome and friends
Address: Pizza Port Bressi Ranch
2730 Gateway Rd, Carlsbad, CA 92009
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Pizza+...
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Once upon a time warp. . . .
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . . Hashers.
The evil leaders of Planet Hasher, having foolishly squandered their precious libations, have devised a secret plan to take every drop of beer away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Pizza Port.
Today is Princess Gnome's hareing day. Unbeknownst to the princess, but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. . .
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
GALW officially kicks off on the 8th, but lets make it better and two weeks long starting on the Schwarts, I mean 4th. This Spaceballs themed trail celebrates 20 years (ish) since the movie has been released. Bring a headlamp, shiggy socks, ID and cash on trail. 1-5 miles and as many beer checks.