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COVID-19
As of March 2022, Most of Hash Kennels have now resumed their normal operating practices, and are NOT requiring Masks and/or
vaccination. It is still suggested that those who have not gotten vaccinated yet, to do so. Please refer to the
County San Diego Coronavirus Page for the most recent
Covid 19 guidance, and reports of new variants...
Many of the San Diego kennels continue to prefer run fees be paid via mobile apps... Most accept the "Cash App" or "Paypal".
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Volleyball Hash
Thursday, March 30, 2023 5:00pm
Thursday volleyball opener of 2023 season!
Hare(s): Big Red and 99
Address: 2750 Dewey rd San Diego
Directions: Across the street from old soda and swine / Sea Hive station in the park by the bathrooms.
Run Fee: 1$
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
BYOB and a chair. 1$ hash cash. We are back for the 2023 season!!! Let's make it a fun year! 4:30/5pm start.
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San Diego Hash
Friday, March 31, 2023 6:30pm
Always Look at the Bright Side of Life
Hare(s): Clit 101
Address: 9950 Summer's Ridge Road, San Diego, CA 92121
Run Fee: $10 Use Cash App $SanDiegoH3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
March 30 is National Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Fence Day. What better day to look on the bright side of life? Cum enjoy a beautiful sunset soirée and frolic freely through virgin trail near Sorrento Valley. If you get off work early or are also celebrating National Virtual Work Day and don't know where to pre-lube, I'm sure you'll run into Kneecrophiliac at Pure Project or Kove (hard tea) off Kenamar Road in Beeramar.
Thunderclap has graciously offered to food hare so there will be some delightful gluten-free cuisine.
Promising some Sticky Dicky cocktails on trail.
Bring a lawn chair as there is limited seating.
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North County Hash
Saturday, April 1, 2023 10:00am
April Fools' Day Run
Hare(s): Mystery Hares (trail), F'N Ready (food)
Address: Valle Verde Park, Poway
Directions: Exit Rancho Bernardo Road off of #15, go east to Valle Verde Road and turn left
Thomas Bros:
Smart Phone
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to B
On after: Second Chance
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Merriam-Webster
fool /fool/(imagine lines over the o's)
noun - a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person; a harmlessly deranged person or one lacking in common powers of understanding. "What a fool I was to consider going to the Humpin (set the bar low) run"
verb - trick or deceive (someone); dupe. "Humpin GM's fooled the pack into believing the run would start on time"
adjective - foolish; silly. "That damn fool Scary Larry"
F'N Ready has informed us that his industrial size deep freeze has quit working and he doesn't want to waste all the leftover hash food that he has taken home and squirreled away over the years. So he is bringing it all back. "Great variety" he promises. "Something different for each person", he says with a smile. Remember those brownies from 5 years ago? "The freezer burn makes them extra crunchy and they will be even better this time around."
6.75 eagle, 90% dirt. 4.5 turkey, 50% dirt
There will be a B van to load your bags in. You can bring your chair if you want but there is a long sitting wall in the back yard that will accommodate the hash.
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Humpin Hash
Saturday, April 1, 2023 11:00am
Bar 2 Bar
Hare(s): Current & Former Humpin' GMs
Address: "Jello Shooter Park"
500 Laguna Dr, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: Use the Goog!
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/BqDfR7szdn6uqP9D9
Thomas Bros:
5J8W+4M Carlsbad, California
Run Fee: $25 rego, $35 day of
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Pre-Lube / Start: 11AM
Hares Away: 12PM
REGO!
https://www.humpin.run/events/bar-2-bar
"I pity the fool!" (That doesn't come to Bar 2 Bar). That's right, it's the almighty Humpin Hash's anal Bar 2 Bar! Yes, it is April Fools day but this is no joke. Come dressed as your favorite fool. Perhaps a court jester, a creepy clown, something with one of those hats with the little propeller on it? There are so many fools out there, get creative and let's celebrate the weird as we parade around Carlsbad letting our freak flag fly. There will be multiple drink checks featuring some of the best watering holes the COTU has to offer, as well as some other non bar stops. Lunch and dinner will be provided and the hash hotel is the Carlsbad Village Inn. Kegs tapped at 11, hares away at 12.
Hares: Current and former GM's
Run Fee: $25 beforehand, $35 day of.
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San Diego Hash
Sunday, April 2, 2023 10:00am
He Has Risen - A Hotmess Sisters Production
Hare(s): High Beams and Taste's Like Home
Address: Liberty Station
Chauncey Rd & Cushing Rd
Directions: At the tables behind the building at the intersection of Chauncey Rd & Cushing Rd.
Near where Volleyball H3 sets up.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/Zeudssg9UR4Mbua89
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
On after: The Hole
Always.
Wins.
(or the Volleyball hash!)
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Seven sexy years ago, Taste's Like Home and High Beams laid their infamous Stay Dead Jesus Easter trail! This year we are bringing it back! Your two sexy harriettes will be running around in Good/Bad Bunny outfits picked out specially to help all of you RISE to the occasion. Multiple drink checks on trail, including a special Blood of Christ drink check. 3-4 miles with a possible longer eagle option for your racists.
Food will be a Sunday brunch with veggie and gluten free options. (No High Beams will NOT contaminate the gluten free options again...)
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, April 3, 2023 6:30pm
11th Big Lebowski Shitshow
Hare(s): Princess Pissy Sheets & Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: SRO Lounge
1807 Fifth Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/24nWzYb1jYEEEELPA
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Come on out to celebrate the sloppiest Larrikins' trail of the year. That's right. It's the Big Lebowski Shitshow! All you half minds will find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! We will once again be honoring the Dude with a nice easy run over some (Jeff) bridges. Costume tributes are highly encouraged. Robes, bowling shirts, old army jackets from 'Nam, Nihilist apparel, purple jumpsuits, rugs, etc. The run fee is an extra dollar to help cover the infamous White Ukrainian check. Leave your marmots at home for this one. If you don't like it, well, that's just like, your opinion man. Trail will start at the original On-In from (over) 10 years ago, SRO Lounge, and end at a different location with bowling! There will be a B van to haul your crap to the end. Please designate a driver or otherwise make plans to get home safely. The pack abides.
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Full Moon Hash
Thursday, April 6, 2023 6:30pm
On Hash Nights we wear Pink ~ Pink Moon Hash
Hare(s): Thirsty Nerd Slayer and Secret Racest Man
Address: Alibi Santee (cash only bar)
9179 Mission Gorge Rd
Santee, CA 92071
United States
Directions: Just off 125 and 52 on mission gorge in Santee
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alibi,...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Just off the 52and125 in Santee join us for the pink full moon hash. Wear pink just like the tough runner you are. Trail starts and ends at Alibi Santee, this is a CASH ONLY bar so bring cash for drinks, there is an atm on site. Bar is not dog friendly. Trail will be between 3.69 and 5 miles, some shiggy, and of course beer checks.
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San Diego Hash
Friday, April 7, 2023 6:30pm
Beaver Beer Day Hash
Hare(s): Broke Bed Mounting, Teddy Metal, TP
Address: Collier Neighborhood Park
2351 Soto St. 92107
Directions: There are 2 tables right next to the Point Loma Community Garden, that's where we are looking to set up.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/3oW5CJZWnyYuq4Rm...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's International Beaver Day and National Beer Day, so we are slamming them together to form Beaver Beer Day! So dust off those beavers, give them a trim and come drink some beers with your fellow hashers in OB.
Trail will be 6.9 miles long with zero beer checks, you people drink too much. The "zero" beer checks will be stocked with Belching Beaver beers, and probably some of those seltzer things too.
Food hare is TP, if you haven't had her cooking yet you should come on out just for that.
Prelube or On After is available at Reunion Pub (if you want to be called a biker gang pedophile, again) or Catalina Lounge (which I don't recommend since the new management took over). Both are within 2 blocks of the park.
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San Diego Hash
Friday, April 14, 2023 6:30pm
Working Girl Trail
Hare(s): Working Girl
Address: 4770 Fairport Way, San Diego, CA 92130
Directions: From Interstate 5 south take the Carmel Mountain Road exit (Exit 32). Turn left onto Carmel Mountain Road. At the third traffic signal turn right onto Carmel Mountain Road. At the second traffic signal turn left onto East Ocean Air Drive. The park entrance is at the end of East Ocean Air Drive.
From Interstate 5 north and 805 north take the LOCAL BYPASS exit, then take the Carmel Mountain Road exit (Exit 32). Turn right onto Carmel Mountain Road. At the third traffic signal turn right onto Carmel Mountain Road. At the second traffic signal turn left onto East Ocean Air Drive. The park entrance is at the end of East Ocean Air Drive.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/6iSFwrLdQ2mHsnR96
Thomas Bros:
32.927913343828344, -117.21684369843472
Run Fee: $10 Use Cash App
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Make your way up North for a nice romp through the valleys. Not too long, not too short, one hill or two, and there will be beer.
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Mission Harriettes Hash
Wednesday, April 19, 2023 6:30pm
4/20 Pre Party!
Hare(s): Puddy Tat, Prick in Hand
Address: South Creek Park
12249 Wickerbay Cove.
San Diego, CA 92128
Directions: 12510 Heatherton Ct
198
Map Link: https://www.bing.com/maps?osid=b3438f95-...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum enjoy pre 4/20 fun with the Mission Harriet's. There will be a Turkey and an Eagle. Length to be determined. With at least one beer check and I've heard rumors of at least one saftey check, but you'll have to show up to find out if the rumors are true!
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