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COVID-19
Most of the Hash Kennels in San Diego are now scheduling hash runs keeping in mind COVID
restrictions as put forward by the State of California and the
County of San Diego.
RunStart times listed correspond to time trail is expected to be laid by - Start when you
want. Face Masks are required when Social Distancing can't be maintained. Run Fees should be
paid via mobile payments (online) or by exact change. Prior day's runs, if one wants to
run them after the fact, can be seen by clicking on "View Last Weeks Runs" link.
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Enter a Run Start
An "Edit Run" link should appear next to events one authored when viewing runstarts
from the same browser/device used to define one's run. Emails containing a link to edit run's are still sent out - but many people have reported
NOT receiving them, so it is suggested you copy the Edit link after clicking the "Add Hash" button.
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You can see upcoming events on the right side of this page.
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During the COVID-19 Pandemic - Access to run starts is restricted to known hashers
(so to limit exposure to people who know each other)... One may either join a given
kennel's facebook "private" group, or identify the following Hash Trail Markings (used by
all San Diego Hashes other than LJH3)... and click on the "On In" button below, to view
the current run schedule.
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North County Hash
Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:00am
DNA's Pampered Poodle Run
Hare(s): DNA
Address: Sage Canyon Elementary School. 5290 Harvest Run Drive, San Diego, CA 92130
Run Fee: $5.00 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Yes Notes: Join DNA's Pampered Poodle Run in Carmel Valley. 5 mile turkey 10 mile eagle and a walker trail to the beer check and back. 2 beer checks $5.00 run fee includes beer, soda and snacks.
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Humpin Hash
Sunday, April 18, 2021 2:00pm
Gently DEFILE VIRGIN Trail & Gently Tred The Shire
Hare(s): Clit 101, Sticky Dicky and Coppertone Bone
Address: 7920 Japatul Valley Rd, Descanso
Directions: Park & Ride Lot #29 Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/YSrV1xmWWd1Qhtz69 Run Fee: $7 Trail type: A to Z On after: Casino Inn, Alpine
https://www.casinoinnbar.com/ Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes) Notes: Once a year or two, Coppertone Bone’s unique Shire may host a hash. SDH3 and NCH3 trekked to Alpine in years past to hash in nearby areas, but was that good enough? Fook no, not for Humpin’! C-101 and C-Bone scouted this for H4 in April 2019, and almost whipped it out the week of the 2020 Covid closure. Almost.
You will be the first hashers (other than your defiling hares) to enter this virgin “G-Spot” near Descanso. From I-8, take the Hwy 79 exit as if going to Cuyamaca; run start is at the Park & Ride on the left.
The Hares will spread their truths and lies, and circle location will be revealed on-site to hashers, not just looky-loos. Hence, Z is a 12-minute drive westward to our “secret” destiny, after trail. Masked hashers may enter the Shire cottage in very small pods with CB.
Beer checks are back on the menu, but no snax just yet. On-after at Casino Inn’s outdoor patio, a short walk from secret circle location.
NOTE: Parking at the On In is very limited, so plan ahead and save gas money for beer.
Run Fee: $7. Please pay via CashApp @ $HumpinHash (preferred) or Paypal @ humpinhashhouseharriers@gmail.com (choose payment type Friends and Family). Hash Cash will accept your dirty dollars if you dip them in hand sanitizer but will NOT give change.
Masks are still required at Humpin’, NO EXCEPTIONS. NADA, NONE.
Pre-lube: @ 2pm Hare lies/Hares away: @ 2:30
Trail Type: A to A, drive to Z for circle
Dog Friendly: Only if doggone good around snakes, PO and possible beasts beside hashers.
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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, April 24, 2021 2:00pm
Normality Trail
Hare(s): Your illustrious GMs
Address: 4993 W Mountain View Dr, around the back, out of sight so you don't frighten the neighbors. Or Huey.
Directions: If Anal can do the googles, I'm sure you could too. Run Fee: TBD Trail type: A to A On after: The filthy streets of AbNormal Heights Dog friendly: Trail Only Notes: It's been a long, long time since Half-Assed did a proper trail. We are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!! There will be a trail and Religion (or down-downs for you HAH3 nubes), and something fun to drink and eat. We'll try to stretch that 6 bucks as far as we can, but hey, there will be liquid chicken for sure.
You will be REQUIRED to remember there's a real deadly virus afoot. Seriously. Masks on hand in case 4 million wankers show up or you happen to find yourself in public. Safe Distances! Yes, a distance longer than Anal's penis. It's really not that impressive, I've seen it. And wash yer hands you gross bastards!
Ok, what else? Huge mountain trails, a river crossing, spelunking in deep, wet, stinky caves, strippers, costumes, strippers in costumes, zip-lines, boat races, fine dining, fine dining with strippers at the boat races, and free casual sex await you on this great return of the Half-Assed Hash!*
Note the later time! Some in North County seem to have forgotten the grudge held from Get-a-Life-Weeks past and want to play. Don't be surprised, they're old and prone to forgetting shit. Plus we love and welcome everyone.
so...Get excited!
See you there!
*all or part of this is complete bullshit.
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