Sunday, October 21, 2018 2:00pm
I Fight People with Throat Punches in the PoPo Parkling Lot
Hare(s): I Fight People with Alzheimers, Hitler's My Bitch (Throat Punch!), C Fuck Run and Anal Rose
Address: 2560 Orion Way, Carlsbad, CA 92010
Directions: Carlsbad Police Station parking lot, near the skate park.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ryUCYZXnvSN2
Run Fee: 3 goats, or 4 chickens and a pig. Bring exact change please.
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Alzheimers and Throat Punch want to thank the Mighty Humpin' Hash for being their home away from home this season. And what better way than to hare a shig-tastic romp through the hills of COTU with veteran Super Hares CFR and Anal Rose?
Be ready to experience the trail that your ancestors will sing anthems about. Not one, not two but THREE breweries will send your beer palate on an adventure. There will also be a beer check and a first Humpin' ever Bubble Gum Check. Oh the mind reels at what THAT could be about.
But don't worry, we haven't forgotten YOU, STIF. We may be starting at a police station (where else but COTU could you do that, I ask you? Not in El Cajon, says Anal), but we found an extra secluded virgin ending that will ensure STIF's Open Season will continue unabated. Don't forget to bring your sun-drenched mayonnaise and spoiled fish guts to send off this beloved Hasher the Humpin' way.
Important Notes: Be sure to bring headlamps and hobo-repellent. It's been getting dark and homeless earlier lately. Bring ID and cash for the breweries (though one of the breweries will be covered by your hares!)
Also, this is an A to B run, like in the Old Humpin' Days. BRING A RUN BAG or be prepared to do without all those great things like chairs and drinking vessels and heart medication and prophylactics when you get to the end.
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