View Map Half-Assed HashSaturday, December 22, 2018 5:00pm
12 Drink Checks of Xmas Hare(s): My Little Pony Keg, Tiki Tits, Fresh n Sleazy, Goes Down Syndrome
Address: Kensington Park (corner of Adams & Kensington Dr)
Directions: At the park in Kensington by the small library. Run Fee: $4 + $2 patches! Pre-lube: Ken Club (but show up on time to the park for some xmas cheer!!) Trail type: A to A prime Dog friendly: Yes Notes: Ho Ho Hoes!! Cum prance with the half assed half minds through gentrified Kensington. We will look at all the pretty Christmas lights and have not one... not 2... not 3! not 4! (Ok lets cut to the chase) 12!!! 12!! Drink checks!!! Last time we successfully did all 12 checks(But I still have hope we can fuck it up this year!)!!!
Also this year we will once again have 12 DRINK CHECKS OF XMAS PATCH for all those that Drink all 12 drink checks (and cough up $2).
Trail will be of course less than 3 miles. We will be starting at a special time 5:00pm. Bring a headlamp just in case you pass out in a ditch. It's easier to find you that way. It will be a bar ending with food close by to bring in.
PLEASE WEAR A HOLIDAY COSTUME!!!! This trail will be very very costume friendly.
