Sunday, March 1, 2020 2:00pm
Hare(s): 4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago
Address: 12500 La Tortola
Directions: Ridgewood Park, it's just south of Ted Williams and just west of I-15. If you get lost, call Butthurt.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/VB8NvjZ25m41PcJs9
I made a joke about Thomas Bros the other day and got yelled at because "they were pioneers " Apparently " yeah in the 1600s "wasn't the correct response.
Run Fee: 9 bucks
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
No recent Squatch sightings, so the rest of the crew is leaving me behind to entertain you Halfminds, whilst they jet off to parts unknown to investigate rumors that the Squatch is migratory. Something something banging coconuts together.
Trail will be a delightful 4-7 mile romp with shiggy and some lovey mud for the autonomous collective. We'll have multiple beer checks, a special drink check, a boob check, and much rejoicing.Technology friendly, probably doggo friendly (will update). Stay away from the bunnies on trail, they'll nibble your bum.
Come for the trail, stay for the farcical aquatic ceremonies, watery tarts, and large wooden badgers. Virgins/first timers must tell us their favorite color.
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