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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, April 24, 2021 2:00pm
Normality Trail
Hare(s): Your illustrious GMs
Address: 4993 W Mountain View Dr, around the back, out of sight so you don't frighten the neighbors. Or Huey.
Directions: If Anal can do the googles, I'm sure you could too.
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
On after: The filthy streets of AbNormal Heights
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
It's been a long, long time since Half-Assed did a proper trail. We are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!! There will be a trail and Religion (or down-downs for you HAH3 nubes), and something fun to drink and eat. We'll try to stretch that 6 bucks as far as we can, but hey, there will be liquid chicken for sure.
You will be REQUIRED to remember there's a real deadly virus afoot. Seriously. Masks on hand in case 4 million wankers show up or you happen to find yourself in public. Safe Distances! Yes, a distance longer than Anal's penis. It's really not that impressive, I've seen it. And wash yer hands you gross bastards!
Ok, what else? Huge mountain trails, a river crossing, spelunking in deep, wet, stinky caves, strippers, costumes, strippers in costumes, zip-lines, boat races, fine dining, fine dining with strippers at the boat races, and free casual sex await you on this great return of the Half-Assed Hash!*
Note the later time! Some in North County seem to have forgotten the grudge held from Get-a-Life-Weeks past and want to play. Don't be surprised, they're old and prone to forgetting shit. Plus we love and welcome everyone.
so...Get excited!
See you there!
*all or part of this is complete bullshit.
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