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TuTu Beer Mile Shenanigans Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose, Baby Huey, Grassy's Gourmet Food Hare and special guests that I will chose with a vengence
Address: Murray Ridge Park, 8651 Celestine Ave
Directions: West end of the park. From Murray Ridge turn west onto Chantilly. Do NOT turn onto Celestine. Unless you want to walk to the start the long way. Map Link:https://maps.app.goo.gl/PpgfALCQfqsJpuVT... Run Fee: $10 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Yes Notes: I know as much about running an actual Beer Mile as I do training bears to ride unicycles. I actually won LAST PLACE the last time we did this. I'm not even sure how I got this gig (ahem, Butthurt!!).
So I've reached out to our resident BME (Beer Mile Expert) for assistance. Baby Huey is available and we will have official rules. If you follow them you will qualify to have your stats officially posted. If you don't, you will still have a chance for public park vomiting. Please leave the bears at home. Unless that's what you're into. Unicycles highly encouraged. One thing is for sure and that you already know, we know how to get you drunk.
Oh yeah. Wear a tutu for the 22nd.
Disclaimer- There will be no uHauls, recreated Hashits or trophies on this trail.
